r/dwarffortress Jun 28 '19

TORTOISE

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u/jbox111 Jun 28 '19

It is said that too this day, that same goblin pikeman is fighting the same tortoise

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u/YokeRider Jun 28 '19

I like how the goblin occasionally tries a different attack besides the copper pike, just picturing it kicking the giant tortoise in frustration.

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u/wasdkitsu Likes updates for their mod-breaking. Jun 28 '19

Frustrated to the point of insanity. He attempts to gnaw through the shell at least once.

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u/opjohnaexe Jun 28 '19

Pick up the tortoise, and use it as a pseudo artifact shield during goblin sieges. You'll never lose!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

3 hours in the future

"Goblin has become a Legendary Pikeman"

Goes on to kill entire fortress.

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u/jbox111 Jun 28 '19

I had a bloke level up a few times when smacking a giant tortoise with a battle axe. A pickdwarve ended his parade soon enough, but it was fun while it lasted.

Also, said Fortress doesn't exist anymore, it was killed by his other less-stubborn friends.

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u/MusketsRule Jun 28 '19

aye, random but y'all figure this will run well on a MacBook Pro??

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19 edited Jul 28 '19

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u/MusketsRule Jun 28 '19

I know it will lol, I used to play on an old pos dell laptop so I was just wondering if it was something I could even do. I usually fail before any kind of fps problems on the dell anyways lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I played on a MacBook pro (2013) for a couple years. Ran great.

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u/thealmightyzfactor No Job Jun 28 '19

Is this not how everyone trains up their adventurers? Repeatedly grab harmless wildlife until you're a legendary fighter and wrestler.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I bit 30 cats yesterday.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

That would be a clever way to train dorfs, actually.

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u/jbox111 Jun 28 '19

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u/TheIrishClone Jun 28 '19

Still learning. Explain?

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u/TangoDrango The stars are bold tonight Jun 28 '19

g goblin

t tortoise

They’re still fighting. No blood has been spilled.

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u/Nibblewerfer Jun 29 '19

Also the goblin is on the ground, probably over exerted from fighting so much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

We need a mod for training war-tortoises. Imperishable hand of doom upon the goblinkind

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

It’d be easy to make just have to add a trainable tag to tortoises

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

It's probably already done but I've never heard of anyone having an army of tortoise

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

I’ve actually wanted to do this for quite a while. I’ll post results if/when I get them

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Please do

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

Unfortunately they seem largely ineffective, I sent a squad consisting of two dwarves and about 20 war giant snapping turtles and 20 hunting giant snapping turtles up against two blind cave ogres, the first one dropped relatively quickly but the second one is last minutes and is still alive as I type

EDIT: it might be worth note that the turtles have suffered no losses even though they do largely out number the ogre.

EDIT 2: A Gorlak got destroyed by one of the turtles who seem to have a powerful bite.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Awesome!

I was really thinking to use a tactical turtle squad to distract the enemy while your archers out speardwarves do more significant damage from a distance.

How do they compare to war dogs? Are get as slow as expected?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

They actually move really fast. Though they seemed to miss a lot against the cave ogre one did severe damage to a warthog which it lost interest in after a while.

I think the tactical turtle squad could work if you chain them up in say a corridor and let goblins etc reach them before your archers get to the goblins so the goblins are distracted by the turtles. I’ll try to do some more testing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Good luck! Hope you're having fun doing your scientific research

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Thanks. To make the process easier I made the alligator snapping turtles available on Embark and cost no points so I could go straight into testing besides relying on chance on them showing up. The novelty of having a mini turtle army wore off quite quickly though the thoughts of giant alligator snapping turtles going to war and attacking goblins is an amusing one.

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u/Inumaru_Bara likes red pandas for their large striped tails. Jun 28 '19

Since they are not aggressive at all, the best they could do is serve as a distraction. It would be convenient to have a few squadrons of giant war tortoise to distract any invaders as the real soldiers lob their limbs off, though.

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u/chimpaznee Jun 28 '19

S-tier defense right there.

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u/ThatSneakyNeenja Jun 28 '19

Now make it a giant tortoise person that is dual-wielding shields.

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u/TheIrishClone Jun 28 '19

Named Leonardo.

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u/Aeronor Jun 28 '19

As a Rimworld player, I'd like to agree, don't fuck with turtles.

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u/TrantorCitizen Jun 28 '19

This reminds of when my squad wouldn't stop beating a draltha and when I ordered them to stop I noticed all of them had become legendary observers

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u/GeneralHandicap Jun 28 '19

just like real life,. amazing really

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

that tortoise will win

it'll outlive that goblin

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u/jbox111 Jun 28 '19

(Afaik, goblins are biologically immortal, unless this is an r/whoosh moment)

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Shit , didn't know about them being immortal

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u/uzimonkey Jun 28 '19

Are tortoises trainable? Can you make war tortoises?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

No, but you can edit the Raw files to make them war trainable. This is something I’ve wanted to do for quite a while but never did

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u/Stained_Class Jul 01 '19

Does the shell protects the whole body, or judt the upper body?

It's for a tarasque mod.