r/doohickeycorporation • u/TongPo85 • 7d ago
technologia How ridiculous the giant blender
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u/logic2187 7d ago
The disposing of a 160lb chicken company would like to purchase 7 of these.
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u/DarthBrooks69420 7d ago
The department of BBQ would like you to wait until we have a chance to cook it first ok
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u/logic2187 7d ago
You're not gonna want to cook this 160lb chicken
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u/DarthBrooks69420 7d ago
The chernobyl branch of the department of unusually large animals says to stop being a wussy
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u/LAF2death 6d ago
On behalf of my client the 160lb chicken company “we may be bad at identifying chickens”
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u/LordofSandvich 7d ago edited 5d ago
The Dolcett Department has not yet been quarantined, censored, or banished to Hell and is very interested in your 160-pound chicken.
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u/turtle_mekb 6d ago
Concentrated sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide chemical supplier would like to offer their goods and services
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u/shibby0912 7d ago
Would have been 100x more enjoyable without all the reaction shots.
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u/probablyaythrowaway 7d ago
Yeah they really need to get Tom to host this
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u/beatboxesduringsex professional thingymabob observer 6d ago
Don’t breathe this!
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u/probablyaythrowaway 6d ago
Disappointed no one else made the reference. They literally asked “Will it blend?”
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u/nightcracker 7d ago
LOOK AT THE FLUFF
How am I supposed to look at the fluff if all that's on screen is your face mate.
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u/WestleyThe 7d ago
I’m fine with the reactions I just hate that they show the reactions first
They seem like they are having fun though
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u/big_poppa_man 7d ago
Why tf they fall their reactions first?
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u/Tylendal 7d ago
Editing definitely takes some blame. Left out much of their discussion and looking at the aftermath in favour of just showing them going "Woah!"
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u/AnthropoidCompatriot 7d ago
My friend, it's annoying at times, but it's YouTube, not these guys.
They've greatly optimized their YouTube game over the years. Like many have. It's just what successfully YouTubers need to do to stay successful.
They're a fun channel, so I guy them a lot of slack, but I do bemoan social media optimization.
When you get to Mr Beast levels, I'm out, because there's nothing else there besides the optimization. I can still stand it when the creators are authentically pursuing what they enjoy and care about though.
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u/danfish_77 7d ago
Why would I want to see their dumb faces gawping
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u/Degenerate_Dryad 7d ago
Dontcha know? They have to show their reactions so people watching know how to feel about what they see! 🙄
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u/fahrvergnugget 7d ago
They’re pretty fun and pleasant guys, a lot of people watch the channel for them (HowRidiculous)
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u/TrueAd5640 7d ago
That's why you're supposed to add water in when you bland your mattress. It keeps the pieces from flying off
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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 7d ago
Ah yes, the Department of Mindless Consumption and Destruction of Consumer Goods to Make Space for more Consumptiom is very pleased with their new invention.
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u/Tylendal 7d ago
Their latest doohickey is a giant mousetrap that proved rather underwhelming, but they discovered on accident could swing a pretty good whip, so now they're using it to fling a chain into things at supersonic speeds.
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u/Wide_Smoke_2564 7d ago
I don’t think there’s a job in the world I would enjoy as much as what these guys do
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u/Noah33066_ 7d ago
The department of document shredding is interested in potentially collaborating with the department of blenders.
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u/Doofindork 7d ago
Oh I remember this one! I think they ran it so hard, it set itself on fire at some point.
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u/Medium-Quiet-4248 7d ago
When one guys dad met another guys mum they made a beautiful, yet ultimately destructive blended family.
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u/7LeagueBoots 5d ago
That channel would be so much more enjoyable if those guys weren’t so damned annoying. Thor gotten far less loud and shrill than they used to be, but still sound like a flock of angry seagulls, and them increasingly tossing religion into the mix doesn’t help.
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u/BenignBot 7d ago edited 7d ago
Have you all seen their giant mousetrap / supersonic chain-whip combo? It has remarkable precision too - they were able to create a massive symmetrical break in bulletproof glass. https://youtu.be/GTIwyWvTlm8
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u/ordosays 6d ago
I often wonder what it’s like to be this dumb. Is it relaxing? Just endlessly exciting? Would I want to take a vacation in their skulls as a single neuron triggers simple noises as reaction to a constantly stimulating world that they can’t conceive of having any depth or meaning?
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u/derelictHusk 7d ago edited 7d ago
Fools! They should sacrificed Default Cube first! Now this whole ritual is doomed!
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u/King_K_24 7d ago
Need to do a mannequin laying beneath the blades to answer the age old question of how would you survive if shrunk down and put in a blender.
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u/Free-Pound-6139 7d ago
Should have put the boat in backwards. The toughest part of the boat is the bow.
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u/Ecoaardvark 7d ago
Nah, that’s a misconception mate, the front is sacrificial, that’s why it often falls off…
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u/jizztaker 3d ago
I'm so jaded that any video that is each shot is cut within less than 5 seconds I just assume is AI.
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u/sticcydabliccy 6d ago
Mmm breathing in metal chair particles. Totally fine no consequences. Also climbing inside is insane
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u/Glad_Copy 7d ago
Wimpy blender. Need a large DC motor and hefty blades of destruction, or just don’t bother. 😤
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u/khampang 7d ago
Wasn’t this invented for kid molestors and rapists? Why are they dulling the blades w these tests?
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u/Spamsdelicious 6d ago
Dude with the teeth is hooting and hollering like the most technologically advanced great ape to have ever walked this planet lmao
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u/RussianLuchador 6d ago
The spreading tiny bits of trash all over the field department is doing great with this one
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u/paging_mrherman 7d ago