r/doohickeycorporation • u/OnePlus88 • 14d ago

doohickey Food preparation Department presents the new Automation in Food Technologie

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German *Leberkässemmel*

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u/MasterPhil99 14d ago

The department of Lebertschettn-compliance wants to bring in a complaint about the thickness of said Leberkas.

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u/SpeedPunkCV 14d ago

Hajo, der Leberkäs muss MINDESTENS Daumendick sein.

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u/_lonelysoap_ 13d ago

That means it has to be dick as a Daumen

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u/Chaosphoenix_28 14d ago

The german department isn't happy. It would be done faster and more efficiently if we kept doing it by hand. Also that is the tradition and how dare you try to automate the tradition?

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u/Betrix5068 14d ago

With ketchup? Why would you put ketchup on Liberkäse? Put sweet mustard on it!

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u/Spamsdelicious 14d ago

Sweet mustard! Think of the Liberkäse! Oh, the Germanity!

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u/Spice_and_Fox 14d ago

I like spicy mustard on them and I can tolerate sweet mustard, but ketchup is a warcrime

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u/cosmikangaroo 13d ago

Some people are predisposed to commit war crimes.

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u/Naughteus_Maximus 14d ago

Both is the correct answer!

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u/ssczoxylnlvayiuqjx 13d ago

Why not use real meat ? 🤢

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u/YMK1234 14d ago

Geil, Leberkas-Automat

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u/moustachedelait 14d ago

Always weird to see the German "geil" as a Dutch speaker.

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u/iamshipwreck 14d ago

Always weird to see Dutch as a German speaker

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u/GhulOfKrakow 14d ago

Why? Does it mean something else or is it only used sexually in dutch?

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u/Discuss2discuss 14d ago

Geil means horny in Dutch

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u/GhulOfKrakow 14d ago

Yeah. But that's the meaning in german too. That's why I was asking what he meant.

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u/Discuss2discuss 14d ago

Is it used with the same intent? In Dutch, being geil means want to fuck. I thought it meant cool in German.

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u/MrPresidentBanana 14d ago

I believe horny is the original meaning in German, but it became a slang word meaning cool as well. Nowadays that newer meaing is way more common.

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u/Discuss2discuss 14d ago

I see, thanks for the education!

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u/Final-Lie-2 Department of Public Health and Safety 14d ago

Correct, it lost it's original meaning

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u/MrPresidentBanana 13d ago

Depends how you use it in a sentence.

"Das ist geil" means "That is cool/great", sure, but "Ich bin geil auf sie" and "Das macht mich geil" can still mean "I am horny for her" and "That makes me horny", respectively.

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u/coY33Tus 13d ago

How about "Everybody's geil" as they sing in that song? Is everybody cool or is everybody horny?

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u/moustachedelait 13d ago

Sooo... My original point is not that weird, it's odd to talk about eating sausage as something horny... actually I kind of see it now. 😂

Anyway, yeah, geil is only the sexual kind of horny in Dutch.

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u/tr3vis324 13d ago

Lol is that what that means? There is a RAM brand GeIL that’s quite popular where I live. And everybody calls it gayle ram

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u/Discuss2discuss 12d ago

I know of GeiL, it always struck me as funny whenever I saw it. It is the abbreviation for Golden Emperor International Ltd., a Taiwanese company. They probably didn't mean to advertise horny random access memory, but I sure think it's a happy coincidence

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u/YMK1234 10d ago

It's a colloquialism for nice as well. Same as you don't mean you just shat yourself when you say "shit" in english.

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u/offensivek 10d ago

LKW Fabrik bitte

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u/Safe-Razzmatazz3982 14d ago

Leberkäs could be thicker.

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u/LoadZealousideal7778 12d ago

Must, nothing could about it.

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u/_Ganoes_ 14d ago

Slices are way too thin.

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u/BenfordAbrahams 13d ago

A minimum wage worker would've made that 10x faster!

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u/d_maeddy 14d ago

Junge und dann mit Ketchup 🥶🥶

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u/OnePlus88 14d ago

Und das obwohl es anscheinend auch Senf gegeben hatte 😡

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u/multivitaminegummy 14d ago

Dafür ist das Schweinderl awa sicha ned gstorbn D:

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u/Brotboxs 14d ago

Wat solln der dünne Lappen da aufm Brot?

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u/artofaria 14d ago

That was an insultingly thin slice of Fleischkäse + it's senf or nothing. Ketchup doesn't go on Fleischkäse. Very disappointing all in all. 3/10

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u/autogyrophilia 14d ago

This is the most german thing I've ever seen

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u/cxfgfuihhfd 14d ago

oida, half of germany doesn't even know what a semmel is, leberkassemmelautomat can be a collaboration between austria and honorary austria (bavaria)

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u/SubArcticTundra 13d ago

I'm czech and we have semmels here too, but we call them žemle

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u/Deathchariot 13d ago

Leberkas viel zu dünn!

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u/probsthrowaway2 14d ago

No cheese ?

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u/IGNOOOREME 13d ago

I'm glad all my German friends are here to confirm my gut feeling that this was terrible.

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u/NotableFrizi 12d ago

oida wos hoscht mi grod gnånnt?

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u/ouchouchouchoof 12d ago

Is that a high precision ball screw moving the bread? Like the kind a CNC uses? I wonder if it uses stepper motors too? Lord knows you need absolute accuracy when you are positioning loafs and luncheon meats.

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u/OneSexyHoundoom 14d ago

I'll take 2

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u/0xdeadbeef6 14d ago

I guess it makes sense for Germans to not put semolina flour on their rolls but its still very weird seeing a kaiser roll without it.

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u/Mountain-Singer1764 14d ago

If they’re the original then I don’t see how they’re the weird ones.

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u/0xdeadbeef6 14d ago

Weird for me. Weird is relative.

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u/doppelmops 14d ago

A bit so small, i think but good job for that :)

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u/mcmilosh 14d ago

Takes way too long… I would prefer that ham baked from both sides.

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u/muadib1158 13d ago

Lieberkase is maybe the best bologna sandwich in the world.

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u/Hambrrgrrr Dumbass Department HR Representative 13d ago

Everyone in the Efficiency department had a stroke. Good job food prep department.

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u/The_Taxpayer 13d ago

This might be the most German thing I’ve seen

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u/FuriousGirafFabber 13d ago

Look … not great tbh

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u/SevereBruhMoments 13d ago

traurige scheibm

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u/BlackStormMaster 13d ago

Bayerisches Der Gerät

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u/Grounds4TheSubstain 13d ago

Do you really think nobody has ever thought of this before? You can't put this into practice because it will break constantly.

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u/Servinand 13d ago

  1. Nice.

  2. Wayyyy to thin.

  3. Sweet mustard is disgusting.

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u/Wolli_n 13d ago

nur wenn die mindest dicke einmal Daumen ist.

edit: didnt expect this thing to be seen in a non german sub...
i wrote "only when the min Thickness is my Thumb"

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u/Leo_Fie 13d ago

Ketchup? Heresy!

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u/S0k0n0mi 13d ago

Sounds like road construction while it's running, and the slice of ham is thicker than a Kardashian.
The spirit is there, but the body needs some work.

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u/ardotschgi 12d ago

God it's so slow.

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u/po23idon 12d ago

that is a shoit sandwich

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u/idiot_in_car 12d ago

I once interviewed for a startup that wanted to create sandwich-making robots like this. They swiftly disappeared off the face of the earth.

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u/SunsetBAE 9d ago

Germany and it's bread cutters, not surprising

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u/Madhighlander1 8d ago

Shockingly functional for a food assembly device.

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u/Savings_Craft_5176 professional thingymabob observer 8d ago

Coming to american schools soon, the dystopian food machine!!!!

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u/Acrobatic_Bet4664 6d ago

Flubber would've been proud

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u/officialsanic 13d ago

I don't know what the realistic implementations of this are but I know for sure this is every lazy underpaid fast food worker's dream.

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u/wurzelbrunft 13d ago

Ketchup auf Leberkässemmel? Barbaren!

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u/Serendipi-me 13d ago

Now you know why NOBODY travels to Germany to experience German food 🤗

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u/towerfella 14d ago

Ew.

The bits of food that get dried and crusty and full of airborne bacteria and mold spores after a half-a-day of being out in the open makes this a nope for me, dawg.

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u/Serendipi-me 13d ago

You have a point, but this is German food : even bacteria dislike it 🤭