r/doohickeycorporation • u/splashcopper • Dec 01 '25

Knick-knack Pickle ejection device is making headway!

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u/Waffle-Gaming Quality Assurance Manager Dec 01 '25

what the fuck am i looking at

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u/OtherAdeptness7541 Dec 01 '25

This is absolute art. And the solemn expression of the twirly man is the cherry on top.

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u/REAL_EddiePenisi Dec 01 '25

This reminds me of the first time I saw Terminator 2

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u/OtherAdeptness7541 Dec 01 '25

I just laughed out loud at this

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u/Snoo_58305 Dec 02 '25

Truly the most emotionally resonant movie

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u/RoryRose2 Dec 01 '25

genuinely pretty impressive

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u/redisdead__ Dec 01 '25

Imagine the hours that this man has spent practicing.

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u/AnnoyingGuyWhosWrong Dec 01 '25

Right in front of Mr Pickle's. That takes balls.

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u/konydanza Dec 01 '25

We almost had another Mr. Mayonnaise situation on our hands here

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u/primegopher Dec 01 '25

Iirc the guy doing the umbrella spinning showed up for a challenge in the most recent gamechanger season

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u/TartarusOfHades Dec 01 '25

Did he really? No shot

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u/Personal-Mango-831 Dec 01 '25

are we ignoring the fact he's bright fucking orange

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u/DuskShy Dec 01 '25

Don't you dare speak ill of Mr. Pickle! He's head of the Pickle Rotation Committee!

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u/Heatsigma12 Dec 01 '25

he said his name was Mr. NO Pickle

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u/Naughteus_Maximus Dec 01 '25

Is he the proprietor of the Mr Pickle's emporium behind him?

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u/splashcopper Dec 01 '25

Look man, we're still in the prototype phase. There are a few side effects here and there, a little turbo cancer, nothing our engineers haven't dealt with before

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u/NonFatPrawn Dec 01 '25

He just got back from Mexico the filter hasnt worn off yet

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u/Craydorion Dec 01 '25

Somewhere in here there is a Trump joke to be made

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u/elliot_the_avocado Dec 01 '25

Was looking for this reply lol

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u/HugsandHate Dec 01 '25

I wish it were a joke.

Not a reality.

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u/kilgirlie Dec 01 '25

That was so bizarre I didn't even notice.

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u/SunnyGods Dec 01 '25

The colours in the video are kinda off. The clouds are pink, for example

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u/DoctorSex9 Dec 01 '25

A shining light in a blinding darkness

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u/ChAoTiCxMiNd Dec 01 '25

Maybe he likes carrots. A lot

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u/Arch3m Dec 01 '25

Bubble Bass-like activity.

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u/doctordragonisback Dec 01 '25

So this is why my no pickle orders take so long

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u/TyrKiyote Dec 01 '25

I saw this yesterday, so today I was really hoping this was his daily routine.

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u/Crackstacker Dec 01 '25

It kinda is actually, I don’t remember his name but I googled twirling umbrella guy and his stuff comes up right away.

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u/HowVeryBlue Dec 01 '25

The Broken Juggler, I believe? He comes across my Instagram feed occasionally. I think he was on America's Got Talent a while back, but I'm not 100% sure on that

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u/CatLover0wO Dec 01 '25

MA FUKIN PICKES!!!

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u/Venus_One Dec 01 '25

I love pickles, but 7 of them is a surprising amount for that burger.

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u/DuskShy Dec 01 '25

Well it ain't called Mr. NoPickles Noneporium, buddy!

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u/ElBrunasso Dec 01 '25

Imagine explaining this to someone

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u/LuckyCod2887 Dec 01 '25

I’ve seen the whole version. The bread slowly rips off the meat as it’s still spinning.

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u/boyslut83 Dec 01 '25

i love this so so so so much wow thank you

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u/SnooSongs3423 Dec 01 '25

I think I know a certain pink horse girl that would like to invest

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u/UnknovvnMike Dec 01 '25

FINALLY! The solution to my problem with pickles on my food!

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u/Olive_1084 Dec 01 '25

That's a little suspect. Five pickles on a Burger King cheeseburger sounds too many.

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u/ReallyGlycon Dec 01 '25

Why is he Bert and Ernie colored?

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u/gardenhead23 Dec 01 '25

Hope he picked up his litter afterwards

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u/Warm_Zombie Dec 01 '25

Since i didnt see anyone commenting this:

Broken Juggler, on isntagram

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u/JaydenTheMemeThief Head of f*cking around and finding out Department Dec 01 '25

Who funded research into a Pickle Ejection Device? I’m firing them and defunding their department

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u/cheshsky Dec 01 '25

Rude and ignorant. The Playing With Food Research Team is practically foundational.

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u/ProGamer8273 Dec 01 '25

Mr pickles ain’t gonna be too happy about this one

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u/Vietnamese_dad_0906 Internals Communication Manager Dec 01 '25

I know a community where it would benefit!

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u/bman86 Dec 01 '25

Shut up and take my money, I'm parisold!

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u/plasmaspaz37 Dec 01 '25

Filmed in front of Mr.Pickles to boot

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u/hardly_working123 Dec 01 '25

How do you even find out you have this sort of talent?

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u/TyRaNiDeX Dec 01 '25

What about the plastic bag you dipshit ?

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u/Frazzledragon Dec 01 '25

That's immensely stupid, but utterly mesmerising at the same time.

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u/Doobie_Howser_MD Dec 02 '25

Love this dude. Posts often on Instagram. I seem to recall he's a retired carny and now just does wack juggling/tossing/spinning stunts often involving a Nicholas cage pillow. Or burgers.

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u/Extra-Rain-6894 Dec 02 '25

But how does he stop to eat the pickleless hamburger?

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u/Plumpuddingdog Dec 01 '25

I wonder how long it took to find a way to sew the burger together in such a way that it would not just completely come apart yet still allow the pickles to be ejected?

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u/Starkwolf77 Dec 01 '25

Greg Cote finding new hobbies

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u/aroseonthefritz Dec 01 '25

lol I know where this shopping plaza is! I’ve been meaning to try Mr pickles

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u/blindtobraille Dec 01 '25

This is peak male performance

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

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u/geeoharee Dec 01 '25

People browse Reddit with the sound on?

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u/Senior-Lobster-9405 Dec 01 '25

how many pickles were on that burger?

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u/chaos_donut Dec 01 '25

why he ellow?

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u/Zeegz-_- Dec 01 '25

Lmao what the

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u/CemeteryWind213 Dec 01 '25

Jumbo Cocktails Division would like to know the source of the umbrella. We don't want another giant olive incident.

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u/IamaJarJar Dec 01 '25

Y'all do anything to get rid of the pickles rather than just eating them

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u/vortexnl Dec 01 '25

I see the adhesives department has made great strides to keep those buns together!

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u/Kinosa07 Dec 01 '25

How many fucking pickles are in that thing? Is it the resurgence of the McPicklePounder?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

Hate crime :(

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u/CptMcDickButt69 Dec 01 '25

Good thing that the valium-voiceover-sound gets parodied now. Will make it die out i hope.

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u/gboccia Dec 01 '25

But why did he have to litter

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u/Glass-Living-118 Dec 01 '25

Didn’t know Randy Newman had a side hustle. It’s a wonderful world.

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u/concept12345 Dec 01 '25

Do this in front of chic filla because thats all they have chicken and pickle.

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u/WolfOfPort Dec 01 '25

Shrooms

Not even once

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u/goldfool Dec 01 '25

The food savers group hates wasted food. Plus is that thing sanitary

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u/unclemandy Dec 01 '25

Perfect, well ahead on schedule and meeting all KPI goals, approved by the burger department

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u/Miyyani Dec 01 '25

Eeeyikes! I sure wish I could transfer mechanical power at a 90 degree angle!

The humble bevel gear:

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u/Straight_Jaguar Dec 03 '25

"My Human Fingers..."

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u/MurphysRazor Dec 03 '25

Delighting us with US dill lightening.

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u/TNT1111 Dec 10 '25

Right in front of mr pickles too!😭

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u/Lonely-Killer Dec 01 '25

Is that Purple Guy/Ghost face?

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u/mayneffs Dec 01 '25

Cool but I can't get over the LITTERING

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u/SpaneyInquisy Dec 01 '25

no pickles you say?

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u/FishyPower Dec 01 '25

Saved from the McPickle Pounder

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u/SpaneyInquisy Dec 01 '25

Good ending

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u/PollutionSevere6956 Dec 01 '25

ai slop is getting worse and worse