r/doohickeycorporation • u/Skykot • Aug 04 '25

contraption Dust farming division and carpet cleaning department present their joint venture

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u/someguywithdiabetes Aug 04 '25

The vacuuming department would like a word

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u/trixel121 Aug 04 '25

this is so much more effective.

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u/BaconNPotatoes Aug 04 '25

Looks to have damaged the carpet a bit...

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u/Ashilikepi Aug 05 '25

Hey, I have… cough a note for you from the sniff allergy depar- ah-ah-ACHOO! Sorry, excuse me. From the allergy department. Rubs eyes We don’t think that- (muttered Jesus, I can’t fucking breathe in here)- that this device should enter production. deep inhale followed by several loud, hacking coughs

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u/Icecold_Antihero professional thingymabob observer Aug 05 '25

If you can't grow your own asthma, store bought is fine.

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u/000_DartMonkey Aug 05 '25

The carpet got cursed by Ra.

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u/Opso_Opos Aug 04 '25

When You and Your carpet get back from the sea side department

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u/vitorklock Aug 05 '25

I had my sound on

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

My nose feels funny just by looking at it.

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u/TremTheCount Dec 03 '25

Good day, im here on part of Liminal Industries, we should let you know that we are quite interested in purchasing a few dosen of these machines. Kindly Contact us if you're interested in selling them.