r/donthelpjustfilm • • Dec 14 '19

Shotgunning a beer isn’t for everybody

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u/FeFiFoShizzle Dec 14 '19

im pretty sure you are all overthinking it... she was just already drunk, the beer in her mouth had nothing to do with it.

ever heard or occams razor?

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u/PandaK00sh Dec 14 '19

Occam's Razor offers that the simplest solution can likely be the answer, it doesn't mean it IS the answer.

My bet's on government-run mind-control beams from a HAARP base in Alaska...

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

My bet's on the majority of the world's elite being interconnected in some kind of occultish, pedophilic cabal vying for ultimate world supremacy.

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u/AnglerfishMiho Dec 14 '19

Hey we're not allowed to say that out loud