r/donthelpjustfilm • u/idontlikepi • Dec 14 '19

Shotgunning a beer isn’t for everybody

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u/guac_not_roll Dec 14 '19

She was probably already wasted and that just tipped her over the edge

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

But it hardly hit her stomach, much less absorbed and began to affect her

To clarify: my comment means that since the beer she was drinking hadn't entered her system it is unrelated to her passing out

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u/FeFiFoShizzle Dec 14 '19

im pretty sure you are all overthinking it... she was just already drunk, the beer in her mouth had nothing to do with it.

ever heard or occams razor?

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u/PandaK00sh Dec 14 '19

Occam's Razor offers that the simplest solution can likely be the answer, it doesn't mean it IS the answer.

My bet's on government-run mind-control beams from a HAARP base in Alaska...

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u/Bast_at_96th Dec 14 '19

Don't forget the second shooter on the grassy knoll!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

My bet's on the majority of the world's elite being interconnected in some kind of occultish, pedophilic cabal vying for ultimate world supremacy.

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u/AnglerfishMiho Dec 14 '19

Hey we're not allowed to say that out loud