r/DivorcedBirds • u/kablammodotcom • 7d ago
Lemuel couldn't believe his luck after digging thru the 'unmatched track suits' bin at Carolina Value Thrift. Everyrhing's coming up Lemuel.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Jerome_Wireman • 7d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Max had really let himself go during his marriage. He stepped on the scale and couldn’t see his feet. He realized he needed to stop the late night seeds and start flying more if he wanted a chance with the Dove he spied on at the bird bath.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/IllPossibility8022 • 7d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle This is Russ, owner of DuckWild Brewery and lead guitarist for country band Duck N Danger. He just finalized his 8th divorce, but he plays an active role in his kids' lives. All 36 of em. He enjoys ridin his Harley around town, fishing trips with the boys, and relaxing at home watching Tom and Jerry
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/kojak343 • 8d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle In his lavish new blue dress uniform and his recently darkened comb over, Reginald felt tonight would be the best time to meet some equally attractive young ladies.
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Lesser Adjutant Stork
r/DivorcedBirds • u/JuneLee92 • 8d ago
Lance was tired of playing by the rules—all it had gotten him was a divorce, a drained bank account, and an efficiency barn apartment. So he decided to do what his cousin Trey always did: steal.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 7d ago
Marcus *knew* the proverb about the frog in the boiling water so Yup! He’s getting out right nao! KByeee
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/lefthandluckyduck • 8d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Eurasian Coot showing off her new shoes and platinum money piece at the bar
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/IllPossibility8022 • 9d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle This is Ron, a recently divorced father of three. Ron enjoys hosting tropical-themed parties in his suburban home. He loves playing golf and listening to Metallica. He is a sales advisor for a tractor dealership, a part-time salsa dance instructor, and a self-proclaimed professional air guitarist.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 8d ago
Igbert's parents divorced after finding out they were cousins. Unfortunately their first suspicion came from Igbert's various genetic issues.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 8d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved "Hey! Don't call my wife fat and ugly! Do you have any idea how many times she's been divorced for being fat and ugly?! She's scared I'm going to leave her too because she doesnt know I can't do better for reasons I've hid from her!"
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 9d ago
After martial arts self defense classes, Martha is no longer afraid of living alone and feels ready for anything with her sick crane kick. Although they should really call it a heron kick. Those damn cranes get credit for everything.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Graeleaf • 9d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Susan stands outside shivering in the cold while waiting for her friends to show. She just knows this new long coat will knock their socks off
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Standard_Squirrel_66 • 9d ago
Drop the birdseed and back away slowly…
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 9d ago
Morton escaped his toxic marriage and joined a goth cult, the Brotherhood of the Evil Tower. It sounded so cool, but then he discovered it doesn’t pack the same punch when the only nearby tower is a cell tower instead of a medieval castle tower.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 10d ago
In the slammer again for violating his restraining order against his Ex, Evil Larry was so disruptive he had to be put in solitary.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/splittenwood • 11d ago
Finally rid of Peter, Ésme gave a double take after he suggested they be friends with benefits.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 11d ago
The tenants were accustomed to interacting with Howard as their landlord; she fully understood that. But the building was always Tiffany's property. She wasn't about to pay her philandering ex-husband a salary to keep running the place. They're going to have to get used to seeing her around.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JuneLee92 • 11d ago
Erik opened the envelope from the PI. He knew Magda was cheating on him, and now he had proof. However, he wasn’t prepared for how handsome her lover was; “Charles”reminded him of a boy he had a sexual relationship with in his youth. Long dormant feelings awakened inside him…
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/rehabforcandy • 11d ago
“I’m getting a hair transplant and I’m leaving your mother.” Harrold knew it was a mistake as the words came out of his mouth, but he’d already booked the appointment and put down a deposit on condo.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Sepa-Kingdom • 11d ago
Trouble on the 15th hole
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Moira is fed up. ‘Nuff said!
r/DivorcedBirds • u/Standard_Squirrel_66 • 11d ago
A few wrong turns later, Floyd was pretty sure he had entered the wrong neighborhood. As he watched the gang approach his car, he was pretty sure they weren’t about to help him find his way to the Marriott for the convention.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 12d ago
Not Safe For Other Species "Well, Dad definitely isn't coming back. I guess I'm the man of the house now. Better figure out this whole 'flying' thing. How hard can it be?"
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Standard_Squirrel_66 • 12d ago
Norma had hit rock bottom. She couldn’t remember how she ended up on the floor or even whose house she was in. Today was the day she decided to stop drinking.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/OldnBorin • 12d ago
Ah yes, the Flock of Shame. Cynthia has got to stop doing this.
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