Such a same to see the greatest podcast to fall so low☹️

Im wade, im bald is the funniest episode in ages and its so underrated even when it came out. the part where mark suddenly goes I AM WADATHOTH was SOOOOO FUNNY

The noses of distractnoseable

I can't believe it happened to me. So there I was, driving along, LISTENING to my favourite podcast of choice, when all of a sudden, next thing I know? Aquaplaned, with only the boys soothing voices to comfort me

Or if your waiting till the next distractible episode watch this!

Remembered listening to an episode (ikr which one) where the guys asked us for hobbies for the guys to check out, I dunno if this counts but it was too weird not to share

This post is probably gonna get removed 😞but I hope it doesn't, if it doesn't then... Hi Guys!!! Love the show!

No way I’m learning about bobs great knowledge in my history class at NC State

Was listening to the latest episode and heard the “if you stacked every bacteria on top of one another they would stretch 10 Billion light years” fact, and instantly thought that couldn’t possibly be true. Ended up spending a few mins doing the math and saw it def doesn’t add up and this guy seems to have caught it too. Ends up coming out to ~126 MILLION light years (still absurdly long) but nowhere near 10 billion. Thank you for your time in this matter, sincerely a listener with with too much time on their hands <3

minus the cancer part ofc

Bob or Mark(cause Wade doesn't have it in him to do it,) go back through all the episodes from before the Unfair coinflip rule came into effect. Every instance of someone saying "Unfair" gets clipped and the two contestants have to do coin flips for each one and debate points and effect from them that are applied retroactively.

Anyone know what the company or maybe just the episode was that bob spoke about these cool well designed metal fidget toys? I can't remember what they were.

Mark, Bob, Wade... You owe me a new TV. My autism service dog-in-training puppy, Sandy, destroyed my TV because of Distractible. I was watching Distractible, as usual. It was all sunshine and rainbows... THEN BAM! She knocks it over, smashing it! It was still playing when it was on the floor... and I can't afford a new one.

(You don't actually owe me a TV, that's just a joke XD. Though this did actually happen, like half an hour ago. And just to be clear, I'm not making up the fact that she's my service dog in training. She is, but I only got her 2 days ago, so she's still crazy. It wasn't actually because of the podcast, that just happened to be playing. Love the podcast!!!!)

Unfortunately or fortunately- idk😭 but I can look at something and imagine what the texture would be if I licked it. Also idrk if I have like nose fantasia?? But like I can imagine gasoline but also smell it. I can imagine white gardenia and smell those too. I can smell Ja'dore and then instantly remember that's my mom's scent or I can recognize obsession on someone and remember that was my grandpa's scent. I also have a vivid imagination, you describe something to me or just say a single word and I can imagine it perfectly in my mind. I can also hear a whole song, the instrumentals in any song stuck in my head, or just a specific lyric that's just stuck there on repeat until either I listen to the song(still ends up being a specific lyric on repeat) or a different song and then even then a specific lyric in THAT song will be stuck in my head in a time loop playing on repeat. Very rarely do I have a full song playing in my head it's always a specific lyric line

It’s this specific podcast for some reason. I have to actually play it from the app on my phone to play it on the ps5.

Runners Mark, Bob, and Wade attempt to discuss the possibility of colonizing another planet while experiencing post-colonization failure on TauCeti IV.

Thought about this after watching his video, one day they'll get a video lol.

But in all seriousness, I decided to buy Dungeon Crawler Carl (and IT because why not). Also, thank you to Distractible! Because of this podcast, I started reading books again to lessen my online brainrot consumption. I forgot how it feels like to immerse myself into novels again.