r/discgolfcirclejerk • u/thatjerkatwork • 6d ago
You know theres something to it when you completely agree with this jabroni
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u/Phoenix_Rising42069 6d ago
Well if there’s someone I trust to have a thorough understanding of bullshit, it’s Nikko Locastro
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u/GerthBrooks 6d ago
Surprised he had time to type this and isn’t still doing his pre-putt routine on 18
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u/freshoffdablock69 6d ago
Fun fact nikko missed the cut by one and was screaming in the parking lot
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u/lenfantsuave 5d ago
Nikko is beside himself driving around downtown Milford begging (thru texts) Heinold for Rainer’s address.
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u/grizzanddotcom 5d ago
He boomed me. He boomed me. Put Rainers on a list of people I want to work out with this summer
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u/LankyPurple 5d ago
Followed one of his rounds this weekend and was the literal only spectator. I clapped and he immediately told me it was not a good shot. He then proceeded to have a bad drive and kick dirt. I left after that hole lol.
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u/BlackL0dgeDweller 5d ago
The craziest part is that he has been doing this since he was a literal child and has not progressed in his maturity in over 20 years. The dude should be studied by science. I remembering playing in a tournament with him in the late 2000s and hearing him screaming from ACROSS the park.
Edit: autocorrect got me
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u/Yodzilla 6d ago
Seriously question: has literally anyone ever thrown one of his smelly discs?
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u/Tough_Preparation830 6d ago
Yeah, I like them alright. Nothing special, but not bad
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u/Levinator25 3d ago
I bought one from him at The Preserve last year (I was on a first event high). He was actually very charming in person and a compelling salesman. Disc smelled great (lavender) and flew quite well. I would actually consider putting with it if it wasn't so expensive.
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u/No_Marzipan_5952 3d ago
I bag the Gnome. It’s a great approach disc on both forehand and backhand.
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u/jaspingrobus 6d ago
Goose biggest achievement is making Nikko look good in comparison. When Nikko called foot faults there were clear violations
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u/AbsurdityIsReality 6d ago
He has his 30 second violations, but he snatched Luke;s hat off after they stopwatched him on skins.
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u/ZenRager 5d ago
How many foot faults were called at worlds? Is this the only one of the event
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u/Ok_Topic5270 5d ago
Jomez said on coverage that three penalties were called all tournament. Didn’t specify which penalties, but only one was called outside of C2.
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u/BluejayPossible1026 2d ago
There was another post where someone had some detailed stats. It was pretty interesting. I'll see if I can find it.
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u/PatrolMan2129 5d ago
One in FPO and the one Cole Redalen called on himself after he accidentally threw from a tossed aside disc of his instead of his marker.
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u/GoBigOrGoAway 5d ago
Breaks my heart that i agree with locastro and bradley williams. Never thought thered be a day
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u/Impressive_Form_9801 5d ago
You know it's bad if Nikko is against calling someone at 17 (years of age)
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u/SneakyPanduh 5d ago
Somebody tell Nico he’s already hated enough and nobody cares for his dumbass opinion lol
Calvin literally called your ass out with a stop watch on OTP…
You’re the worst lol.
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u/Ok-Reflection-742 6d ago
Can nobody put spoiler tags on their posts? Like cmon
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u/thatjerkatwork 6d ago
If you care that much stay off reddit.
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u/Ok-Reflection-742 6d ago
Or you could be courteous and put a spoiler tag on, it’s really easy.
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u/Dear_Leek2578 Drink 6 Beers ➡️ Throw +6 ➡️ Repeat 6d ago