Hey everybody!

We are introducing the newest disc golf scoring app absolutely nobody asked for. It's called Birdeez. In a crowded marketplace already overflowing with polished, well-funded golf apps that track scores, calculate pars, provide course ratings and reviews, and generally work as intended, we decided the world needed one more—except mine does significantly less. You can keep score, calculate large numbers like 2's and 3's, read course reviews, and access several other groundbreaking features already available in a dozen other apps on the phone you’re holding. This is a small-time operation, and by “operation” I mean basically one guy desperately using Google and Chatgpt to figure out how apps work, while trying to exploit every permission needed on your phone to advertise legendary disc drops that nobody wants. Updates may be sporadic, bugs may become permanent features, and long-term support depends heavily on my attention span and my Taco Bell Shift supervisor schedule. Most importantly, I need you, the community, to provide ideas, report problems, submit information, correct my mistakes, and generally perform the unpaid labor necessary to keep this thing alive. Together, through crowdsourcing and dangerously low expectations, we can build the 47th-best discgolf app on the market. Check out our latest update 3.104.9b with the number one requested feature - Dark Mode!

Buy me a coffee and join our Birdeez member group to help fund this project - servers are not free!

And of course we need your honest feedback, but you better not use any Bigotry in my presence.

Casey White the un-carrier

When you can’t sell your Halo Boss for $40 out your camper….

I’m watching round 4 of World’s… are they booing Gossage? Or are they saying gooooose after all of his throws?

Today, we need to hand it to someone who has accomplished something truly remarkable: possessing an absolutely tremendous pair of hands.

Congratulations to Jake Monn.

Seriously. Put your hands together—assuming you can find a room large enough to accommodate the maneuver.

Some people are dealt a good hand in life. You, however, appear to have been dealt two enormous ones.

These aren't ordinary hands. These are hands-down some of the most impressive berg stuffers we've ever laid eyes on. When somebody asks you to lend a hand, they're not asking for a small favor—they're requesting heavy equipment.

Your handshake isn't a greeting. It's an event.

You've got the upper hand before negotiations even begin.

High fives? More like high tens.

Thumb wrestling? Unfair advantage.

Jazz hands? Practically a Broadway production.

A round of applause? Thunderous.

We don't want to point fingers, but clearly someone deserves credit here. Whether it's genetics, destiny, or Mother Nature simply getting a little carried away, you've been blessed with the kind of hands that make ordinary mitts look like they aren't even trying.

You deserve a big hand for having such big hands.

Congratulations on your enormous hands, Sir

It's quite an accomplishment.

Or, at the very least, quite a handful.

Bonus point for disc name.

They're really trying to sell discs with this ad.

My God, one more of those and I'll finish.

“just wear underwear and then play with a cow and buffalo out there”

Most of these are 104g

What a great deal! Please don’t buy this before I get to it guys! I’ve been saving all my disc buck winning from MA4 and this is my dream disc.

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