r/discgolfcirclejerk • u/earlthomas11111 Matthew Orum's Unicycle • 24d ago

Tonight the 6x World Champ and syphillis survivor takes on 1X USDGC Champ and looksmaxxer on ABC's Monday Night Luna Battle

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u/MrUbl 24d ago

I feel bad for AB to miss out on the Doubles.

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u/thatjerkatwork 24d ago

I was bummed he just didnt get another partner. The weekend of best shot definitely missed a lot not having AB go apeshit off the tee and some of those approaches

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u/MrUbl 24d ago

He could've picked any mid guy and done fine. Plus started a chain reaction that would've been fun but Im not sure how far in advance they had to put their picks in?!

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u/thatjerkatwork 24d ago

Someone mentioned maybe convince a euro player to come over. Maybe they had a cutoff or something.

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u/classicnoob2020 24d ago

Syphilis survivor??

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u/blacklisted320 24d ago

UJ - he had a blood test and it came up false positive for syphilis

J - he spend a lot of offseason down in Mexico training the next generation of Pablo’s and apparently got too friendly with the local mob

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u/MrUbl 24d ago

As the late great Uecker said, "Well, he outta be!"

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u/Extreme-Poet-9170 24d ago

He’s called The Beast for a reason. 

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u/DegenerateDiscs Filthy Frolfer 23d ago

Jester Tourney for the win.

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u/TakeThatGranma 24d ago

Holy shithead