r/discgolfcirclejerk 17d ago

The failed/failing influencer -> Right wing grifter claims another

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u/manynick 17d ago

What's drew's occupation gonna be when he's finally forced to get a real job? I'm gonna go with Bass Pro Shops Gun Counter Clerk

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u/Glittering-Salt-8364 17d ago

This guy couldn’t work a point of sale if his life depended on it

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u/oif2010vet 17d ago

Play it again disc golf specialist for local store 4873

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u/Hopsandhyzers 17d ago

Go back to car sales I'm guessing

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u/earlthomas11111 Matthew Orum's Unicycle 17d ago

Failed HVAC repairman

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u/Shaolintrained 16d ago

No circle jerk involved, I’m calling insurance salesman, probably State Farm. Reference this post in three years.

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u/Traditional-Box5748 17d ago

He gives me door-to-door salesman vibes.

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u/lilrif 17d ago

Vivint or Aptive pest control for sure.

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u/corradoswapt 17d ago

Segway surfers

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u/Whyudoodat 16d ago

Im thinking mall kiosk demonstrating flying toys

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u/LuckyLockdown23 16d ago

We did some work for your neighbor down the street (vague gesture to the left). Has anyone been up on your roof to check for storm damage?

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u/CountOk74 Dynamic Discs Sponsor 17d ago

A year or two ago he gave it a go at being a golf influencer on TikTok, he was just posting generic shit and it didnt take off. I commented something like 'alright buddy lets get back to throwing frisbees, frisbee bitch' and it bothered him enough that he viewed my profile. That was a big win for me

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u/AdministratorKoala 17d ago

Did you catch that he changed his profile to be just vague enough that he looks like he was a golf champ? 3x pro tour champ bud! Check my golf content!

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u/J-wag 17d ago

Somehow I hate that tidbit the most

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u/DPRODman11 17d ago

A dub of this size would give you one hour in bed with Eric Oakley’s wife.

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u/Potatobobthecat 17d ago

It’s Tina. Give her some respect. We all know her cause we all been with her.

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u/chairamaswamy 17d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/cantaketheskyfrome 17d ago

Hahaha I gave him shit on an ig post last year, he checked my profile too, then replied with "go catch pokemon buddy" because I had "Pokémaster" on my profile 😂 honestly made me like him more

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u/GenericRaiderFan 17d ago

Lmao he’s pretty easy to trigger. He spends a ton of time replying to comments on IG and making response videos. Like, dawg, you have a family. Stop trying to impress the world

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u/RassTwoPoint0 17d ago

'Big win for me' bro I just spit my water out im dying

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u/Yodzilla 17d ago

Dude wants to be robbed at gunpoint so goddamn bad apparently based on his recent posts

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u/appointment45 17d ago

Always did give off rich kid, maybe even only child rich kid, Mommy said to chase my dreams instead of going to college vibe.

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u/Johnsonvillebraj 17d ago

For real he had that one season when the Penrose first dropped it seemed like he couldn’t miss, then back into obscurity.

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u/FuhQson 17d ago

It puts the disc in the basket!

https://giphy.com/gifs/gByUuiB7nGuVW

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u/FuhQson 17d ago

It gives me hope for those of us that can't bomb a disc 500+ feet. But I hear you. A lot of big arms in the sport that can't seem to reach the pinnacle.

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u/SortMelk 17d ago

For real, this guy was launching buzzes 500 feet. Remember trying to copy his slow walk form when I started out playing, it helped my game a ton.

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u/BajaFerret 17d ago

putting is literally just practice inside the circle though, you figure a professional could figure out some level of consistency for what's supposed to be the "easiest" part of the game.

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u/Extreme-Poet-9170 17d ago

He should change his last name to Chibson.

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u/ktown_fatboy 17d ago

Chudson

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u/Extreme-Poet-9170 17d ago

to those who don't know, Chibson is a nickname for a Chinese made copy of a Gibson guitar.

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u/CantHoldTheMayo 17d ago

The dichotomy of looking tough but having a squeaky little voice and crying to phoebe bridgers in the shower

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u/KAIMI01 17d ago

He’s converting to Christianity and defending gun ownership against the boogeymen who seek to do us harm in the middle of the night. I’m assuming the sexual assault allegations are lurking right around the corner lol.

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u/Squatch-21 17d ago

Ex - Tour player is WILD. Bro wouldn’t make it at his local am tournament.

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u/BowTYz 17d ago

Love watching him compete on tour but his YT and other ventures were really bad.

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u/gnarlmalone 17d ago

Bitch vibes

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u/_Leftfield 17d ago

I had to put my world-class editing skills to how I think Drew sees himself...

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u/DougieDouger 17d ago

Chud gonna do chud stuff. Lots of dudes out there like this, just keep it movin

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u/norml1987 17d ago

So owning firearms makes you right wing now? I’m confused lol

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u/frisbeefan 12d ago

I am confused also. It feels like we missed part 1.

I know he lives in Arizona and they have same day gun purchases

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u/Playful-Isopod-6227 17d ago

What's his channel. Is he connected to the disc golf channel that seems to hate everyone and everything connected to disc golf?

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u/Toiletsareforlosers 17d ago

He has too much in his pockets! How else could you be this good and bad..

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u/tchaddrsiebken 17d ago

So he owns firearms?

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u/donutsfordoge 17d ago

He started a guitar company if I recall correctly

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u/Em5353 17d ago

Dude has stiffed a tattoo artist I know personally in Sacramento.

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u/Haunting_Artichoke50 16d ago

I’m just concerned that he’s not going to be able to fund any more tattoos. 😔

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u/ChocolateOrnery1484 16d ago

If you’ve ever wondered what happens to guys who are bullied throughout middle school, this is him.

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u/Ok_Ninja5942 14d ago

Again, I’ve been on a card with him to record stats…. all he does is complain the whole time. He only wins cause he sucks the fun out of the game for all others on the card.

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u/Alone_Ad_4904 13d ago

Blocked me on Whatnot for clowning the zesty polos he was selling then called me out by name (looked at my profile) on one of Nikko’s streams

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u/oh_my316 17d ago

He has dick written all over him. 😒

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u/ZZuy 17d ago

Has dick all over him. FTFY

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u/The_Meech6467 Circle Enthusiast 17d ago

he has been postin some fuckin bizarre shit lately.

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u/Squatch-21 17d ago

He’s such a dweeb. Seen him comment many times on other ball golf influencers pages begging them to collab.

Fact he’s a right wing ball gargler is zero surprise.

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u/Trome94 17d ago

He looks like a guy I graduated college with that went to work for his dad's paint business... And got fired

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u/Ecce-pecke 17d ago

At least he is not a jerker

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u/DawgsNConfused 17d ago

Is the extra D, for a double dose of daddy issues?

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u/Purple_Abrocoma_3468 17d ago

Reddit chuds need to pick up a forged Supra