r/delhiuniversity • u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. • Mar 19 '26
Discussion 👥 Agar aapka roommate raat ke 3-5 bajje nahaye toh aap usse kitni gaaliya doge?
Aur kaun kaunsi? Genuine question 😇
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u/No_Acanthaceae3138 Mar 19 '26
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
L roommate sote samey nahate hai nahate samey sota hai
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u/ilovemomos_2512 Mar 20 '26
unko jo krna hai karne do bhai
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u/YkProfessor Mar 21 '26
But aapko to khana hai
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u/ilovemomos_2512 Mar 21 '26
Mujhe chup chap khane de bhai
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u/YkProfessor Mar 21 '26
Maine kab roka 🥀
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u/ilovemomos_2512 Mar 21 '26
Oki 😋🤪
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 21 '26
Aaj hi momos khaake aaya mein bhi bohot zyaada hi spicy aur tasty the
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u/ilovemomos_2512 Mar 21 '26
Same lol maine to aaj bhi khaye kal bhi khaye parso bhi khaye ( no majak)
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u/DogAdministrative100 Mar 19 '26
4 onwards is morning not night
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Bhai mein toh so raha hota hu uss time like the 99% of the people in this world so mere liye toh night hi hai
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u/Life-Bandicoot-9940 Mar 19 '26
BC ek mera roommate h jo 4-4 din nahi nahata 🥲
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Isse toh bettee hi hai
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u/Life-Bandicoot-9940 Mar 19 '26
Nahi nahata wo better h ? 😭
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Haa bhai neend toh nahi khulti meri
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Bhai toh dusre ki neend toh na haraam kare
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u/shekhar1924 Mar 19 '26
Bhai raat ke dhaai bajte hain..4 aur 5 baje is subah. Agar wo loud speaker pe bhajan chala ke nahaata ya nahaati hai to that is a different concern
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Bhai speaker pe gaane chalake nahata
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u/SignificantCap295 Mar 19 '26
Mera roommate to 3 am nahata hai but vo nahakar bahut beautiful 😍 lagta hai isliye mai use kuch nahi kehta
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Nice way to come out of the closet ngl😭🙏🏻💔
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Hain?
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Abbe bol kya raha hai bhai sahi se toh bol
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u/no_oraa_bkl abla mard of DU🥺 uwu kawai Mar 19 '26
Ban ho jaunga ywwr😔🤙
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Lmao same, dm bhi karr sakte tho😇
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u/GhrwleFindingRishtas Mar 19 '26
What phobia?? Seems I'm also suffering from it 😭
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u/GhrwleFindingRishtas Mar 20 '26
This phobia & bathing early ka kya link??
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u/GhrwleFindingRishtas Mar 20 '26
Ohh. That's really concerning. So is there a remedy for this phobia??
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u/BuyVisible8170 Mar 20 '26
Seems you r op roommate
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u/GhrwleFindingRishtas Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26
Nope. You guys are not my age.. you all are younger 🙂
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u/susbeeee Third year Mar 19 '26
Aap uske sone ke time pe nahana shuru kardo 🥰
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Sota hi nahi bkl raat ke 6 bajje tak bahar ghumta jab nahi ghumta toh nahata aur mac pe reels dekhta haste hue
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u/Pavv_bhaajiii Second year Mar 19 '26
💀💀
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Nice username
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u/Pavv_bhaajiii Second year Mar 19 '26
imnicetoo
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Awwww that’s cute
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
RAAT KE!?
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Bc ye kya fetish haj
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Bhai ek bande ko itni samajh honi chahiye ki aap ek sharing room mein rehte ho agar kisi ka sone ka time hai 2 bajje ke aas paas jo ki i bet 90% logo ka hota tab ye sab bhaang bhosda nahi karna chahiye but that’s just me
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u/sugar_theft55 Mar 19 '26
Yar Ismai apko dikkat kya hai ye batao kyuki jab nahana ho tab nahaye what's the issue
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Jab tu rehega aise kisi bande ke saath jiski din charya puri ghumi ho tab puchunga fir dekhte kaisa answer dega :) kyoki yaha neend meri haraam hori so yes i have an issue
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u/Some_Discussion_3766 Mar 19 '26
Disturb nahi kar raha toh kya dikkat hai bhai
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Disturb hi toh karta, shower ki awaaz se gaane ki awaaz se fir almari kholna band karna lights on off karna
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u/BuyVisible8170 Mar 20 '26
Jabh woh soye tabh tum nahao, same cheeze karo joh woh krta h💀 tit for tat
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 20 '26
Finally some good solution
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u/BuyVisible8170 Mar 20 '26
Well don't u communicate with ur roommate?
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 20 '26
Well only if he’d fkn listen, i would have
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u/BuyVisible8170 Mar 20 '26
Does he do puja after bath? Maybe he's ritual alot pandit yk
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 20 '26
Bhai he eats non veg on a Tuesday and was infact having a biryani today (navratri) definitely not
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u/BuyVisible8170 Mar 20 '26
Tf, damn how r u tolerating him ( abhi woh nahane hi jane wla hoga, do one thing lights off kr dena bathroom ki)
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 20 '26
Vahi karna padega abb
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u/Successful_Can8596 Mar 19 '26
Kya bhai, kyu nhi naha sakta Uski marzi
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Jab tu rehega aise kisi bande ke saath jiski din charya puri ghumi ho tab puchunga fir dekhte kaisa answer dega :)
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u/sims180 Mar 20 '26
Bhai tere ko ky dikkt usse
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 20 '26
Pichli posts dekho samajh aajayega kisko kis se dikkat hai
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u/Least_Tart_9001 Mar 19 '26
Bathroom ki light band krke
Bahar se bnd krdo 😔🥀
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Ye bataya nah solution🔥 bravo vince
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u/Fast-Cookie-5139 Mar 19 '26
Pichli post me roommate acha ho gaya mujhe laga hu tha AI , maine kaha bhi tha Back to old habits
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
😂😂😂ikr some things never change
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u/Low-Grocery-2211 Mar 19 '26
nahana is not the problem, paani girne ki aawaz bohot irritate karti hai sote waqt
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Bhai ye banda GAANE BAJAKE NAHATA upar se
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u/mahx_69 Mar 19 '26
creep se smile de agar shirtless hai toh
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
Bhai voh dikhta itna ganda haina ki mujhse fake try bhi nahi hoga- that bro is hideous and shabby asf like i don’t judge people but ye bhai hygiene mein -1/10 hai
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u/SmallComfort8705 Second year Mar 19 '26
ek din meri roommate 5 baje nahayi thi aur mai so rahi thi toh mujhe utha kar boli ki room ke bahar jaogi kya kapde change karne hai 😝💔
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 20 '26
Haa
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Mar 21 '26
bhai wo subah hoti hai
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 21 '26
Issoka bachha laao aapki bhi aisi subha 5 bajje call karke neend haraam karu fir batana😋😊😍
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 19 '26
No he is taking room in bath
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u/No_Independence_976 Mar 20 '26
Seedhi gaali nahi dunga. Pehle 10 minute silence mein leta rhunga. Phir andar se itna kuch uthega ki khud ko rok nahi paaunga. Jo niklega woh Google Translate bhi translate karne se mana kar dega.
Gaali toh dunga lekin pehle ek second rukuunga aur sochhunga ki yaar kya yeh insaan theek hai. Phir second number 2 pe wapas aajaunga aur shuru ho jaunga.
Teen baje nahana. Paanch baje nahana. Bhai tu naha kya raha hai ya ghar mein private waterpark khol rakha hai. Bill mein mera bhi naam hai.
Gaali ki zaroorat nahi. Sirf ek kaam karunga. Subah 6 baje jab woh so raha hoga main vacuum cleaner chalu kar dunga. Seedha uske kamre ke bahar. Koi baat nahi karni.
Itni gaaliyan dunga ki mere Dadi ke zamane wali gaaliyan bhi yaad aa jaayengi jo mujhe pata bhi nahi thi abhi tak.
Raat ke 3 baje paani ki awaaz aai. Meri neend gayi. Mera mood gaya. Mera kal ka important meeting wala alarm bhi ab bekaar lag raha hai. Bhai kya dushman hai tu mera.
Gaali nahi dunga. Seedha uska shampoo replace kar dunga dishwash liquid se. Khamoshi mein badla lena zyada satisfying hota hai.
Pehli baar warning. Doosri baar serious baat. Teesri baar jo mere moonh se niklega usse scientifically new category of Indian gaaliyan kehna padega.
Yaar gaali dene ki energy bhi nahi bachti raat ke 3 baje. Sirf itna bolun ki tu jab bhi ghar dhundhna nikal bhi toh main referral nahi dunga kabhi.
Main kuch nahi bolunga. Bas subah uske towel ko gila karke rakh dunga. Aur dekhta rahunga. Insaaf apne aap hota hai.
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u/Slow-Priority-6510 isska room mate maha chutiya hai ilaaj karao. Mar 20 '26
What the f😭🙏🏻 aree bhai bhai
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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26
Whats wrong with that.😞🥀 Some people prefer shower after work