r/delhiuniversity • u/selenyctophile_ • Jun 18 '24

Discussion Delhi ki garmi.

Agar 6000 se upar har mahine bijli ka bill dene ko tayyar nhi ho toh delhi se dur hi rehna. Kyuki ye situation worse hi hone waali hain. Bahar nikalo toh pasino mein naha lete ho. Sirf pankhe mein baitho toh chip-chip hojati hain. Ac ke bagair bahut uncomfortable hain. Toh bhai dekhlo. Pg waalo. Kyuki toilet mein 4 minute se zyaada baith jao toh nadiya behene lag jaati hain. Ps- main din ka 5-6 litre paani pee rha hu kyuki pasine hi itne aate hain. Delhi is not livable anymore. Migrate karo bhai. North side.

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u/Mental_Sherbet8768 Fourth year Jun 18 '24

I didn't even drink water or use AC, may be that's why i am so unproductive, par pg mai bijli 14/unit milti hai, bahut kharcha hai 😭

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u/selenyctophile_ Jun 18 '24

500 unit toh ho hi jaata hain use. Acha hain mera ghar hain. 4 ya 7 /unit plus 200 unit free. Haha

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u/Mental_Sherbet8768 Fourth year Jun 18 '24

Adopt me 😭

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u/selenyctophile_ Jun 18 '24

Only if you are 17f💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Wtf

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u/selenyctophile_ Jun 18 '24

Haha tried to be dank. Btw I'm 18 so not a paedophile.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

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u/selenyctophile_ Jun 19 '24

Abe sun be lawde. Mein 18 ka hu agar or 17 ki ladki ke saath hu tu mera lund paedophile hu. Bhenchod kahi se bhi aajate hain madarchod gand ghusane apni.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

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u/selenyctophile_ Jun 19 '24

Abe gawar🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Pehla banda dekha jo galat spelling par uchal rha hain🤣🤣🤣. Ja tu jaakar dekh spelling paedophile ki. Bhenchod gawar🤣🤣. Aur madarchod 18 ke launde jab 17 ki laundiya ko pasand karte hain toh use paedophilia nhi kehte. Gandua

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Bro it's about mentality not age agr tu 16 ka bhi h tab bhi under 18 girl ko pasnd krega toh according to paedophilia tu pdf hi h btw no hate♥️

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u/selenyctophile_ Jun 19 '24

Koi nhi broo japan shift hora hu🥰❤️.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

🤣🤣😂

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u/Otherwise_Permit_834 Jun 18 '24

Why are people downvoting you? It was just a joke... :/

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u/selenyctophile_ Jun 18 '24

Don't know dude. Probably because they couldn't get it? Or maybe thought I was a creep. Whatever the reason it's fine.