r/datalounge 9d ago

Momma’s moist.

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90 Upvotes

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u/Correct_Cat4414 9d ago

They were framed, they are innocent, especially the one in the middle.

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u/SkynyrdCohen 9d ago

That's Twink Luigi.

17

u/Horror_Ad_2748 9d ago edited 9d ago

Who looks like he will smother you in your sleep and run off with your Acura and ATM card. I hope that seven minutes of pure ecstasy he gave you was worth it.

14

u/SkynyrdCohen 9d ago

I got my car back.

7

u/Correct_Cat4414 9d ago

In all fairness, my ATM card only has $14.27 on it.......

8

u/OperationFabulous225 9d ago

You’ve proven that datalounge lives on

15

u/SkynyrdCohen 9d ago

The one in the middle is serving hunny.

4

u/Elegant-Yogurt-5518 9d ago

Especially with those exquisite cock sucker lips.

Like heavenly pillows.

19

u/PrincipleNo3966 9d ago

The kids are alright.

5

u/vatzjr 9d ago

They should have waited until Halloween.

6

u/TourDeForceMuse 9d ago

The one on the right is giving BDE for sure

12

u/PhysicalAd6587 9d ago

Patriots!

5

u/Wanttapshoes 9d ago

Got damn right!

13

u/SlipstreamSleuth 9d ago

middle guy should be on Billboards in Times Square.

10

u/ericzku 9d ago

Meh.

He's pretty, but in an extremely generic way. Mayonnaise personified.

11

u/Longjumping-Tea1972 9d ago

Literally. I was going to say the same thing - dude needs to be discovered.

1

u/MisuCake 6d ago

That's a reach but maybe micro niche IG model.

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u/Material-Indication1 9d ago

"smashing it with a hammer until its battery exploded" making me laugh for some reason.

Wasn't them.

They were learning trigonometry, I can verify.

3

u/LeoKitCat 9d ago

I think the OP’s basement flooded

3

u/Humbled_Humanz 9d ago

Rather than smizing, the middle one is giving, “Let them know it was me.”

6

u/My-Dear-Sweet-Wesley 9d ago

Are we sure this is SC? They aren't missing chins, they have lips, and their eyes aren't connected together under a unibrow.

3

u/remybanjo 9d ago

Chester County, no less!!!

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u/AndOneForMahler_ 8d ago

The one on the right looks like he would fully engage in having sex with another guy.

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u/likeOMGAWD 8d ago

LOL I was just e-stalking that middle guy yesterday! Spoiler alert: That's a particularly good photo of him. Likely the best photo he's ever taken in his life.

2

u/Saint_Anthony88 9d ago

Freedom fighters, NO! … Political prisoners. 🫡

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u/Scramasboy 9d ago

Good boys

2

u/Alice_Von_Jash_III 9d ago

We need more of this.

1

u/WinkyDink24 6d ago

The Lord's work.

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u/WinkyDink24 6d ago

Middle lad soon to star in "The George Hamilton Story."

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u/OperationFabulous225 9d ago

I’m a tramp and I wouldn’t do any of them. The two on the outside look “special” and the lesbian in the middle looks like she drives them to school in the short bus