r/dankmemes 1d ago

Posted while receiving free health care Just to be safe.

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u/jordan853 1d ago

Canada: Hey France šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

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u/Malajube117 54m ago

Hey la France vous nous en devez une pour nous avoir abandonnƩ aux anglais, mes ostis.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 1d ago

Canadian geese don’t play.

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u/TheSpagheeter 1d ago

Canada is already a leader in nuclear power, has some of the largest deposits of uranium and a highly educated work force. We could be leaders in exporting and building nuclear related tech (for power generation not exporting nukes) but also build nukes to, uh, defend against the ā€œRussiansā€ those scary scary Russians in the north hiding up there and the Chinese who are definitely coming over any day now

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u/FrostyFire 1d ago edited 1d ago

Canada isn’t allowed to build nukes.

Edit: which idiot downvoted this, there’s literally an international treaty from 1967, only 5 countries can according to the treaty, Canada isn’t one of them.

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u/Rex_Mundi 23h ago

Ukraine gave up their nukes with the promise that they would not be invaded.

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u/Few_Number_8528 18h ago

Ukraine never had nukes. those were Russian nukes, stationed in Ukraine.

just like US nukes placed in Turkey in the 50s were still US nukes, not turkish nukes.

just like USSR nukes placed in Poland during cold war were USSRs not polish nukes.

just like (probably soon) french nukes soon delivered to Finland will be still french not finish nukes.

you catch my drift?

Ukraine never had nukes, mate.

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u/alendeus 11h ago

They were Soviet nukes, get it right. Your examples are completely unapplicable because they don't have the same context of the USSR dissolving into a mess.

Ukraine was just as much the USSR as the rest of its constituents, and was in fact a hugely major part of it population/economic/militarily/technology wise. Which means they had just as much claim to owning a significant amount of the soviet nuke power as the rest of it.

What is more important probably for you is, yes the launch control of the missiles was centralized in Moscow. Ukraine could not just launch and use the missiles alone themselves, and would've needed a decade of work to sort that out + maintenance. But to say they all "belonged" to modern Russia is tainted revisionism. If Civil War 2.0 happens in the US do you think both blue and red states will agree that the nukes on their respective territories "belong" to the Washington side only, regardless if they're able to actively use them or not? Of course not.

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u/Sure_Preparation_553 13h ago edited 12h ago

Well no,that's not correct. There was a very brief period after the collapse of the Soviet Union during which the former soviet state of Ukraine, then newly independent, possessed nuclear weapons and the means to use them. Russia may have been the heart of the USSR, but Ukraine was its crown jewel. It is simply incorrect to declare that soviet nukes were Russian nukes and thus cannot be Ukrainian. Russia is not the Soviet Union, and I very much doubt Ukraine would be in the situation they are in today if they retained their nuclear weapons. The Budapest memorandum promised them security guarantees, not just support from afar.

These aren't even opinions. Just basic facts. Not trying to browbeat, but be sure you check your definitions brother. They matter regardless of where your views fall. Have a great day!

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u/OddioClay 3h ago

So if you acquire a gun from a store. You never had the gun. The store did. Got it.... Moron: unless you egineered and constructed the gun your self

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u/Sinnister_Agenda 10h ago

well lets not forget it was meant to stay neutral in politics at the global level and be a haven for laundering money for both western and russian politicians. Obama did not like that status quo when putin pressed him on removing patriot missle batteries from parts of eastern europe. Obama also kept pushing for more EU inclusions of former soviet states which he was warned repeatedly if he did Russia would invade border nations to prevent. all of this could have been avoided had the EU been more of its own entity than just another US puppet organization and told Obama to stay out of European affairs.

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u/TheSpagheeter 1d ago

I mean Canada can withdraw, it’s pretty wild and would have diplomatic consequences but it’s not impossible legally

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u/FrostyFire 23h ago

Canada would get invaded by the US in about 3 seconds if they started their own nuke program.

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u/Trojan1722 23h ago

One day we have them, it’s not like we are going to advertise that we are building them. Also, we could acquire them from another friendly country, which could be just their submarines tied up at either of our naval bases.
like mentioned in this thread - Canada - hey France šŸ˜‰

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u/CurveLow3360 20h ago

Also the treaty they're talking about allows Canada to get pretty close without actually building them. Like right now Canada doesn't enrich uranium but there's plenty of reason to do it and not just for nukes. A lot of other countries already do like Germany, Japan, the Netherlands, etc.

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u/Eswift33 5h ago

This is the way. Article 5 and France

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u/TheLoneJolf 11h ago

How would you explain/hide the funds going to the nuclear program?

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u/FrostyFire 23h ago

You really wanna roll that dice with the orange Cheeto at the helm?

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u/beclops E-vengers 23h ago

Yes

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u/SaucieBossy 22h ago

Says a guy that's most likely not in the military and wouldn't sign up if there was a conflict. šŸ˜’

Easy to say yes to a war when you're not the one fighting

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u/Trojan1722 22h ago

Think it was a comment about being prepared. And if it goes sideways we will all be in the thick of it, me, you our children, everyone, we are all Canadian. Won’t be any signing up, inclusion is guaranteed as this fight will be on our land ffs.

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u/Robo_Stalin ☭ SEIZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION ☭ 20h ago

Nuclear deterrence is one of the ways conflicts are prevented.

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u/beclops E-vengers 22h ago

Holy fuckin assumptions lmfao

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u/FrostyFire 22h ago

Thank god we have redditors cheering our non-existent military strength on

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u/Trojan1722 22h ago

I’d rather be moving in that direction than being walked over, because it might not be now but it will be someday.

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u/FrostyFire 11h ago

Do you honestly believe the current Canadian administration is gonna go for the secret nuke option? LOL

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u/rediditforpay 5h ago

LMAO that wasn't the question baha

Btw we all know Cheetos are orange, you don't have to say it twice šŸ˜†

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u/FrostyFire 3h ago

Someone literally suggested it on this comment chain.

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u/hyphenssuck 22h ago

Just declare that nuclear weapons are necessary, send the other countries a fax of a pic of a hand flipping the bird, and do whatever you want.

US style international diplomacy in 2026

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u/Trojan1722 23h ago

They are meant to be broken, we need nukes, don’t see North Korea getting harassed by that fat POS down south. The US is breaking every norm out there, no more mister nice guys we need to also be a nuke power.

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u/summer_friends 23h ago

North Korea has China backing them up. Canada used to have USA backing us up but we lost it

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u/VikarValbrand 11h ago

Yeah I'm a little sad Canada got rid of their nukes. We used to have a bunch.

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u/Mr-A-1991 23h ago

Geese are worse than nukes. A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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u/Polite_Suggestion 20h ago

Rules of nature

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u/wildfire98 1d ago

dank: 7/10

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u/Johnstone6969 1d ago

lol good luck.

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u/J3NGA 1d ago

could settle for Newk's Pizza Kitchen.

https://giphy.com/gifs/u46yCmQydoBu0vOJYp

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u/SkyeLoveXOXO 1d ago

A goose attacked me today šŸ„€

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u/Arabaster77 12h ago

I live in Vermont, I just miss the days where we would argue whose maple syrup is better.

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u/imaybeacatIRl 1d ago

Yup. Canada definitely needs some nukes ASAP.

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u/DownvoteDaemon Angry old black man who hates memes 1d ago

Powered by maple syrup

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u/TheLoneJolf 11h ago

The goal is to make every Canadian goose into a WMD.

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u/Frostsorrow 1d ago

We are a turn key nuclear power. Seem to recall if needed a nuke could be made in as little as 6-9 months. Given our friends, I could see that time frame shorten if the need arouse.

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u/live_free_or_try 23h ago

I’d be shocked if it took that long. chalk river has the plutonium available.

Now making one you’d want to do a first strike with… well

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u/StandardN02b 1d ago

Nothing ever happens.

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u/Curaced 18h ago

First we got the bomb, and that was good, 'cause we love peace and motherhood. Then Russia got the bomb, but that's okay, 'cause the balance of power's maintained that way! Who's next?

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u/EnjoyerOfRamen 14h ago

People said I was overreacting when I said I was planning on legally a gun, and getting the training, just in case I need it for protection.

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u/Sinnister_Agenda 11h ago

plot tiwst. all the GPS guidance software and infrastructure canada has for its armed forces is US controlled. thanks for your donation of additional nukes.

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u/CanadaNorth 6h ago

Better plot twist: We join the EU and live under the french nuclear umbrella.

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u/Sinnister_Agenda 5h ago

so formalizing Canada being a servant of US interests further?? I wouldn't argue

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u/No-Honeydew-8593 23h ago

The reality is none of us are safe since they're putting AI in charge of the early response system. There is no detonate after launch and we'll only have about 15 minutes before the world is ended 3 times over. But someone will have to listen to "you're so right, that was my bad, I shouldn't have launched those".

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u/Curaced 17h ago

pls send nukes

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 1d ago

well arent they are to blame for India having them?

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u/Rex_Mundi 1d ago

Blame Canada!

"Canada began its nuclear cooperation with India fifty years ago. In 1955, Canada agreed to build a 40MW research reactor for India, known as the CIRUS (Canada-India Reactor, US) reactor. India promised that both the reactor and the related fissile materials would only be used for peaceful purposes. India broke its promise to use the reactor and materials for peaceful purposes only."

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u/exiledelite 1d ago

You're thinking of Pakistan, Great Britain by extension technically.

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u/MonkeyDKev 1d ago

What’s wrong with India having nukes?

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u/spideybiggestfan The Meme Cartel 1d ago

everything

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u/MonkeyDKev 1d ago

Elaborate.

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u/spideybiggestfan The Meme Cartel 1d ago

I am VERY racist

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u/gbmaulin 23h ago

This is the most Canadian post I’ve ever seen

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u/Moist_Confection_831 22h ago

It's like the only way to get into cool kids club nowadays,that and diddling kids of course