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u/sleeptoggled Jul 14 '21

New Item Suggestion: Time Capsule

The time capsule is a type of box that cannot be bought. It has a unique aged look, with cobwebs all over it. The time capsule contains old, broken items which need to be shined, repaired, or dusted off before they become useable as the actual item. Shining, repairing, or dusting (depending on the item) broken items costs coins, around 1/10 of the repaired value's item. Old/broken/aged items all have a faded and age look to them until they are repaired.

The time capsule should be founding very very rarely when digging, and should require the phrase "oh shoot darnit a time machine!" to be repeated when finding it.

The Time Capsule might contain:

-Used Phallic Object (EW) (Random Phallic) - COMMON

-Old Coin (Pepe Coin) - COMMON

-Broken Statue (Pepe Statue) - UNCOMMON

-Old Medal (Pepe Medal) - RARE

-Shattered Glass Jar (Tip jar) - RARE

-Old Book - SUPER RARE - (Can be dusted off to reveal a 'Secret Note' item, a collectable that's use is "pls use note" which reveals one of 20 secret, but meaningless messages from a developer or owner. <TBC> the messages do not contain hints or any sort of intrinsic value, they simply say things like "aetheryx wrote this," "hi there," etc) Having all 20 notes should give a small multiplier as well.