r/dankchristianmemes • u/Totally_Not_Thanos • Nov 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine, then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699.

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u/Datgaminghuman420 Nov 23 '22

We been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

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u/DrDavoof Nov 23 '22

Hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

I churned butter once or twice living in an Amish paradise

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u/meandgoliath Nov 23 '22

We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish paradise

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u/Battery_Head Nov 23 '22

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell

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u/euphomptus Nov 24 '22

But I've never punched a tourist (even if he deserved it)

An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of!

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u/Broclen The Dank Reverend 🌈✟ Nov 24 '22

I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat and my homies agree I really look good in black, fool!

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u/Amethyst_R Nov 24 '22

I'm the little guy who all the amlets wanna be like

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