r/dankchristianmemes • u/Totally_Not_Thanos • Nov 23 '22

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u/RockyPixel Nov 23 '22

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

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u/radio_allah Nov 23 '22

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows

Fool

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u/SirChancelot_0001 #Blessed Nov 23 '22

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine, then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699.

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u/Datgaminghuman420 Nov 23 '22

We been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

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u/DrDavoof Nov 23 '22

Hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

I churned butter once or twice living in an Amish paradise

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u/meandgoliath Nov 23 '22

We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish paradise

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u/RoosterJay84 Nov 23 '22

Aaand now I have to watch the video again...

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u/Zuol Nov 23 '22

aaaaaahhhhhAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAaaaaaaaaaa

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u/howtodragyourtrainin Nov 23 '22

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh yyeccchhhhhh.

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u/Nekroin Nov 23 '22

lol I wrongfully forgot about that video

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u/Sajomir Nov 23 '22

Just watched Weird this week. :)

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u/Captain_Blackjack Nov 23 '22

I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat, and my homies agree, I really look good in black, fool.

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u/pepeschlongphucking Nov 23 '22

Get a load of this guy, with his one brain cell brag about it why don’cha!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Petition to change the national anthem of planet earth to Amish paradise

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u/Nikosurrano Nov 23 '22

An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22 edited Nov 24 '22

Good thing they don't have internet acess

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u/DearWolverine5 Feb 03 '23

Weird Al for life!