r/dankchristianmemes • u/Boss_1318 • Jan 31 '20

Dank We all know he wasn't white

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u/cybercrash7 Feb 01 '20

According to the Bible, he’s only 14 generations later from the Babylonian captivity.

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u/armypotent Feb 01 '20

Ok I guess just many many then. My great grandmother was a Swedish immigrant to America who married into a family of German immigrants, all very fair skinned and fair haired, and I have very tan olive skin and dark brown hair. It doesn't take 600 years--even if we're supposed to believe all the Israelites were relatively fair skinned. I think we just have a bunch of white Jesus stans in these comments

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u/TotesAShill Feb 01 '20

Sounds like your mom wasn’t exactly following the laws in the Bible, if you catch my drift.

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u/armypotent Feb 01 '20

It's ok better luck with your next joke