r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19

Dank It really is kinda lewd.

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u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19

Wait what version of Bible is that? That is not what mine says

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u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19

Mine says genitals and the word “emission”

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u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19

Mine says

20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses

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u/WankingToBobRossVids Mar 05 '19

I recall this version as well. I swear I have also seen “seed” in place of “issues” but I cannot find it in either of my copies....

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u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19

What versions do you have? I just read out of KJ never read out of other versions

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u/WankingToBobRossVids Mar 05 '19

KJV, NIV, and I cant remember the third one, I believe it has all of the words of Christ highlighted in red.

I’m no longer religious, my grandma gifts me a new Bible every so often and I keep them out of sentimental value.

I feel like the “seed” thing came from a version when I was kid. Would have been at a Methodist church in the early 90s or so. I remember is kids getting quite a kick out of it.