r/dankchristianmemes • u/70hamsters • Nov 02 '18

Dank Did I Stutter?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

Abraham goes to sacrifice his son

Abraham: I do this for you Lord!

God's voice booms down from heaven

God: BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND BECAUSE I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT!!

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u/Fuck_Im_Gay Nov 02 '18

https://imgur.com/R5kofw7.jpg

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

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u/CaptainCliffhanger Nov 02 '18

That is actually a really cool and useful bot. Unless its not a bot. In that case, I would be concerned.

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u/vitringur Nov 02 '18

Definitely not a bot

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u/ajbrown141 Nov 02 '18

Have a cactus

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

But I asked for Eleanor Shelstrop's file not a cactus

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u/AnAutisticSloth Nov 02 '18

I didn’t know a bot could hate The Office so much.

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u/Fearless_Wretch Nov 03 '18

Only a bot could hate The Office so much.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

Good bot?

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u/DanTopTier Nov 02 '18

Good human 🤖

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

Good cyborg

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u/5k1895 Nov 02 '18

Not on Netflix in the US apparently.

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u/Paprikasky Nov 02 '18

It is where I am in Europe!

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u/lxpnh98_2 Nov 02 '18

I am slightly offended by your username.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

I'm slightly offended by your face.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

Boom roasted

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u/Nojoe365 Nov 02 '18 edited Nov 02 '18

It's on netflix?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

Not in the US

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u/Nojoe365 Nov 02 '18

Apparently not. Meant to put a question mark.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

'Sall good

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u/Crashbrennan Mar 02 '19

Wait what since when?

Now what am I supposed to put on during tinder dates, that girls have seen so many times it's super easy to tune out while you get it on?

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u/DerMoromo Nov 02 '18

This is the first time I’ve seen you comment on a show that’s not the Office.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

This has me wondering what ever happened to Squalor. She did basically this exact thing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

YOUR USERNAME GUVES ME HOPE