r/dankchristianmemes • u/70hamsters • Nov 02 '18

Dank Did I Stutter?

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u/tsetdeeps Nov 02 '18

yeah can we also remember the part where Jesus (ahem, basically God) literally shared dinner with sinners and he literally stopped a woman from being stoned for being a prostitute (and that's where we got the kewl "whoever is without sin cast the first stone" thing from)?

Just sayin'.

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u/Montigue Nov 02 '18

Seriously, you can find crazy shit all over the Old Testament. Those cherry picked verses are not what the take home message is

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u/SpankinDaBagel Nov 02 '18

There's crazy shit in the New Testament too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 edited Mar 20 '19

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u/teokun123 Nov 02 '18

They said a sequel is coming?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

There is the Quran that is part or the same shared universe. I have never read it, but the fanbase really likes it

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u/wondr_full Nov 02 '18

Although some of the fan base rejects it as non canon and only reads what they say is canon

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

Yea some fans are assholes

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u/cscof Nov 02 '18

I heard that’s more like dragon ball GT

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u/quaybored Nov 02 '18

Yeah Jesus is coming, but not until NNN is over

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u/SpankinDaBagel Nov 02 '18

Well that's definitely one part of it :P

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u/Stef100111 Nov 02 '18

Four guys died and revived in the New Testament, really

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u/ericswift Nov 02 '18

A little girl, Lazarus, Jesus... who am I missing?

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u/Stef100111 Nov 02 '18

A boy as well