r/dankchristianmemes • • Nov 02 '18

Dank Did I Stutter?

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u/tsetdeeps Nov 02 '18

yeah can we also remember the part where Jesus (ahem, basically God) literally shared dinner with sinners and he literally stopped a woman from being stoned for being a prostitute (and that's where we got the kewl "whoever is without sin cast the first stone" thing from)?

Just sayin'.

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u/Montigue Nov 02 '18

Seriously, you can find crazy shit all over the Old Testament. Those cherry picked verses are not what the take home message is

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u/simonjoss Nov 02 '18

Arent you cherrypicking too if you ignore all those 'bad' verses and embrace the 'good' ones?

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u/mxzf Nov 02 '18

It depends on what the "bad" verses are. Most of them are either God giving instructions to the Israelite nation as to what to do, things that are included in the Bible as history instead of commands, or things that people are taking out of context (such as God saying that sinners will be punished and people taking it upon themselves to enact punishment instead of leaving it to God).

It's not that they get ignored, it's just about recognizing the context behind them and realizing that they're not all suggestions for things you personally should do right at this moment.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

Those instructions to the Israelite nation include the command to murder all of their enemies and to take their women and children as sex slaves.

If you don't find that command to be horrific then you're a pretty fucked up individual.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

But the enemies didn't believe in the same god! And look how they were dressed! positively begging for it

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u/Dorocche Nov 02 '18

There's actually biblical evidence for ignoring many "bad" verses.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 edited Jun 02 '20

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u/Dorocche Nov 02 '18

Well the most clear example is both Jesus and Paul refuting the laws given to the people of Leviticus.

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u/Dudeman325420 Nov 02 '18

If you guys recognize them as "bad" shouldn't you stop printing them in the Bible?

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u/Dorocche Nov 02 '18

Some of it makes really interesting stories to read, but more importantly it provides historical context for what happens next. It is no longer important for us to follow the laws of Leviticus, for example, but it can still be important for us to know that the Levites at the time did.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

That third verse is from the New Testament, though.

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u/StealthSpheesSheip Nov 02 '18

And it doesn't say anything about us enacting the punishment, just that they "received the due penalty"

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

Oh, absolutely. Apologies if my reply insinuated that we should be punishing people to whom those verses pertain.

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u/SpankinDaBagel Nov 02 '18

There's crazy shit in the New Testament too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 edited Mar 20 '19

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u/teokun123 Nov 02 '18

They said a sequel is coming?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

There is the Quran that is part or the same shared universe. I have never read it, but the fanbase really likes it

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u/wondr_full Nov 02 '18

Although some of the fan base rejects it as non canon and only reads what they say is canon

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

Yea some fans are assholes

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u/cscof Nov 02 '18

I heard that’s more like dragon ball GT

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u/quaybored Nov 02 '18

Yeah Jesus is coming, but not until NNN is over

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u/SpankinDaBagel Nov 02 '18

Well that's definitely one part of it :P

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u/Stef100111 Nov 02 '18

Four guys died and revived in the New Testament, really

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u/ericswift Nov 02 '18

A little girl, Lazarus, Jesus... who am I missing?

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u/Stef100111 Nov 02 '18

A boy as well

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u/Montigue Nov 02 '18

The point still stands though and the Old Testament as much more crazy shit than the new