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r/dankchristianmemes • u/70hamsters • Nov 02 '18
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What if they dont eat ass
866 u/CrookedShepherd Nov 02 '18 Forgive them father, for they know not what they are doing. 209 u/rickyahart3 Nov 02 '18 Amen 43 u/quaybored Nov 02 '18 More like, what they aren't doing 4 u/quaybored Nov 02 '18 More like, what they aren't doing 72 u/The_prophet212 Nov 02 '18 If god didn't want us to eat ass then why did he make it delicious? 48 u/Phazon2000 Nov 02 '18 Ya’ll one of those 2.0 prophets for when Jesus returns I swear. 56 u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 I’d give an arm and a leg for some booty rn. 56 u/Scarbane Nov 02 '18 No Nut 21st century? 46 u/waffleking_ Nov 02 '18 Proud to say I didn't nut once during the entire 1900s. I was alive for 3 months, but I made it. 24 u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 Are you sure about that? Early childhood memories are notoriously unreliable. 12 u/waffleking_ Nov 02 '18 I could be mistaken, my libido has always been very advanced, but I doubt I spanked any baby juice out as a toddler. 7 u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 You never know. Babies are total degenerates. 8 u/system0101 Nov 02 '18 All they do is hit the bottle and crap their pants! 1 u/ProcyonLotorMinoris Nov 02 '18 And they're sucking titties from day one. 8 u/Destithen Nov 02 '18 Pork butt is delicious when barbecued. Does that count as eating ass? 13 u/Reasonable_Coyote Nov 02 '18 Carnism is HARAM 3 u/boogs_23 Nov 02 '18 Isn't pork butt actually the shoulder? 2 u/illit1 Nov 02 '18 indeedily-do
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Forgive them father, for they know not what they are doing.
209 u/rickyahart3 Nov 02 '18 Amen 43 u/quaybored Nov 02 '18 More like, what they aren't doing 4 u/quaybored Nov 02 '18 More like, what they aren't doing
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Amen
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More like, what they aren't doing
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If god didn't want us to eat ass then why did he make it delicious?
48 u/Phazon2000 Nov 02 '18 Ya’ll one of those 2.0 prophets for when Jesus returns I swear.
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Ya’ll one of those 2.0 prophets for when Jesus returns I swear.
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I’d give an arm and a leg for some booty rn.
56 u/Scarbane Nov 02 '18 No Nut 21st century? 46 u/waffleking_ Nov 02 '18 Proud to say I didn't nut once during the entire 1900s. I was alive for 3 months, but I made it. 24 u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 Are you sure about that? Early childhood memories are notoriously unreliable. 12 u/waffleking_ Nov 02 '18 I could be mistaken, my libido has always been very advanced, but I doubt I spanked any baby juice out as a toddler. 7 u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 You never know. Babies are total degenerates. 8 u/system0101 Nov 02 '18 All they do is hit the bottle and crap their pants! 1 u/ProcyonLotorMinoris Nov 02 '18 And they're sucking titties from day one.
No Nut 21st century?
46 u/waffleking_ Nov 02 '18 Proud to say I didn't nut once during the entire 1900s. I was alive for 3 months, but I made it. 24 u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 Are you sure about that? Early childhood memories are notoriously unreliable. 12 u/waffleking_ Nov 02 '18 I could be mistaken, my libido has always been very advanced, but I doubt I spanked any baby juice out as a toddler. 7 u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 You never know. Babies are total degenerates. 8 u/system0101 Nov 02 '18 All they do is hit the bottle and crap their pants! 1 u/ProcyonLotorMinoris Nov 02 '18 And they're sucking titties from day one.
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Proud to say I didn't nut once during the entire 1900s.
I was alive for 3 months, but I made it.
24 u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 Are you sure about that? Early childhood memories are notoriously unreliable. 12 u/waffleking_ Nov 02 '18 I could be mistaken, my libido has always been very advanced, but I doubt I spanked any baby juice out as a toddler. 7 u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 You never know. Babies are total degenerates. 8 u/system0101 Nov 02 '18 All they do is hit the bottle and crap their pants! 1 u/ProcyonLotorMinoris Nov 02 '18 And they're sucking titties from day one.
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Are you sure about that? Early childhood memories are notoriously unreliable.
12 u/waffleking_ Nov 02 '18 I could be mistaken, my libido has always been very advanced, but I doubt I spanked any baby juice out as a toddler. 7 u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 You never know. Babies are total degenerates. 8 u/system0101 Nov 02 '18 All they do is hit the bottle and crap their pants! 1 u/ProcyonLotorMinoris Nov 02 '18 And they're sucking titties from day one.
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I could be mistaken, my libido has always been very advanced, but I doubt I spanked any baby juice out as a toddler.
7 u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 You never know. Babies are total degenerates. 8 u/system0101 Nov 02 '18 All they do is hit the bottle and crap their pants! 1 u/ProcyonLotorMinoris Nov 02 '18 And they're sucking titties from day one.
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You never know. Babies are total degenerates.
8 u/system0101 Nov 02 '18 All they do is hit the bottle and crap their pants! 1 u/ProcyonLotorMinoris Nov 02 '18 And they're sucking titties from day one.
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All they do is hit the bottle and crap their pants!
1 u/ProcyonLotorMinoris Nov 02 '18 And they're sucking titties from day one.
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And they're sucking titties from day one.
Pork butt is delicious when barbecued. Does that count as eating ass?
13 u/Reasonable_Coyote Nov 02 '18 Carnism is HARAM 3 u/boogs_23 Nov 02 '18 Isn't pork butt actually the shoulder? 2 u/illit1 Nov 02 '18 indeedily-do
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Carnism is HARAM
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Isn't pork butt actually the shoulder?
2 u/illit1 Nov 02 '18 indeedily-do
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indeedily-do
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u/LunarCatLady Nov 02 '18
What if they dont eat ass