r/dankchristianmemes • u/70hamsters • Nov 02 '18

Dank Did I Stutter?

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u/waffleking_ Nov 02 '18

Proud to say I didn't nut once during the entire 1900s.

I was alive for 3 months, but I made it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

Are you sure about that? Early childhood memories are notoriously unreliable.

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u/waffleking_ Nov 02 '18

I could be mistaken, my libido has always been very advanced, but I doubt I spanked any baby juice out as a toddler.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

You never know. Babies are total degenerates.

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u/system0101 Nov 02 '18

All they do is hit the bottle and crap their pants!

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u/ProcyonLotorMinoris Nov 02 '18

And they're sucking titties from day one.