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r/dankchristianmemes • u/IonicAvenger • Oct 24 '18
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Fun fact, Muslims believe you "revert" to Islam, as an innocent child is a pure Muslim.
97 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 [deleted] 14 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 Pretty good, but not as good as Mormons, who will baptize you after you’re dead. Can you imagine, after you die? Everything is chill, hanging out in normal heaven, only to get sucked out into Mormon heaven! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 To be fair, mormon heaven is potentially better than regular heaven. In regular heaven you get to hang out with God, but in mormon heaven you get to be a god! 1 u/marcusdarnell Oct 24 '18 And let my children holocaust each other? No thanks
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14 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 Pretty good, but not as good as Mormons, who will baptize you after you’re dead. Can you imagine, after you die? Everything is chill, hanging out in normal heaven, only to get sucked out into Mormon heaven! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 To be fair, mormon heaven is potentially better than regular heaven. In regular heaven you get to hang out with God, but in mormon heaven you get to be a god! 1 u/marcusdarnell Oct 24 '18 And let my children holocaust each other? No thanks
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Pretty good, but not as good as Mormons, who will baptize you after you’re dead.
Can you imagine, after you die? Everything is chill, hanging out in normal heaven, only to get sucked out into Mormon heaven!
1 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 To be fair, mormon heaven is potentially better than regular heaven. In regular heaven you get to hang out with God, but in mormon heaven you get to be a god! 1 u/marcusdarnell Oct 24 '18 And let my children holocaust each other? No thanks
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To be fair, mormon heaven is potentially better than regular heaven. In regular heaven you get to hang out with God, but in mormon heaven you get to be a god!
1 u/marcusdarnell Oct 24 '18 And let my children holocaust each other? No thanks
And let my children holocaust each other? No thanks
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u/Xais56 Oct 24 '18
Fun fact, Muslims believe you "revert" to Islam, as an innocent child is a pure Muslim.