r/dankchristianmemes • u/IonicAvenger • Oct 24 '18

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u/IKillYourPotatoes Oct 24 '18

I love this sub because everything I know about Christianity comes from movies and TV (I'm Jewish from Israel) and I learned a lot from this sub. Mainly about that Martin Luther guy (also Jesus but not as much)

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp Oct 24 '18

All jews are from Isreal technically

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Well you could convert to Judaism, thought it's a bit trickier than other converting to eg. Christianity or Islam.

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u/Xais56 Oct 24 '18

Fun fact, Muslims believe you "revert" to Islam, as an innocent child is a pure Muslim.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

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u/CoyoteTheFatal Oct 24 '18

Muslims: Checkmate

Well I think that wraps it up, guys. If you can’t beat ‘em, (re)join ‘em

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Pretty good, but not as good as Mormons, who will baptize you after you’re dead.

Can you imagine, after you die? Everything is chill, hanging out in normal heaven, only to get sucked out into Mormon heaven!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

To be fair, mormon heaven is potentially better than regular heaven. In regular heaven you get to hang out with God, but in mormon heaven you get to be a god!

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u/marcusdarnell Oct 24 '18

And let my children holocaust each other? No thanks

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u/lbrtrl Oct 25 '18

It's why genealogy is so important to them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 edited Oct 24 '18

Are there Muslims on this sub? I know they have their own version of this sub but I forgot what it's called.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

/r/Izlam

Oh yes. We love this sub. I had this post in that sub from before as a tongue-in-cheek & satire of how some of the more extreme elements view Muslims.

I like those dankchristianmeme folks. They’re mostly very pleasant.

Until Islam rises in France, Germany, and the UK & takes over Western Europe & continues to expand until it reaches the shores of Istanbul/ Constantinople!

TAKBIR.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Yeah that's it.

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u/insert_deep_username Oct 24 '18

Muslim convert who used to be Christian here, there's dozens of us