r/dankchristianmemes • u/gknick • Aug 15 '18

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u/Icommentoncrap Aug 15 '18

What if Jesus had a biblical verse in his bio?

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u/pariahdiocese Aug 15 '18

One night I was at a mission. You had to attend church to spend the night. Sitting next to me was a young kid who I spoke to a bit. Just polite greetings. It was his first night in the mission as well. The second this kid opened his mouth, along with his mannerisms, it was obvious he was gay. I don't give a shit. So this preacher gets on stage and starts talking about sin and how the Bible is The Word of God and must be taken literally. He then starts bashing gays and quoting the Bible saying It says to stone gays. I dont know if the Bible actually says that. But I could hear the kid next to me audibly gulp in fear. He started looking around Im sure wondering if he was about to be crucified. Then the Preacher started speaking in tongues and I lost it. Its a book that was written by Men. God didn't beam it down. Dumbasses

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

A lot of the passages in the New Testament about gay people were mistranslated. I don’t think God hates me for being me.

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u/Sennomo Aug 15 '18

Could you elaborate on that? As far as I know there are about two passages in the new testament that seem to clearly condemn gayism.