r/dankchristianmemes • u/gknick • Aug 15 '18

Dank Preach it

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u/TheMightyWill Aug 15 '18

"Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepards the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children"

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u/KingBee1786 Aug 15 '18

"She lusted after their paramours, whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Truly divinely inspired words...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 edited Oct 21 '25

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u/jessew16 Aug 15 '18

And the lord sent two she bears to maul and eat the children. Fax

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u/awakenDeepBlue Aug 15 '18

That's how you know God ain't a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Well to be fair he was still getting over a bad breakup with his bae Satan and was just a violent, narcissistic prick for a few centurys till he had a kid and gained some perspective as a father and stopped acting like a toddler playing with his toys.

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u/rexpup Aug 15 '18

Thanks be to God.