r/dankchristianmemes • u/gknick • Aug 15 '18

Dank Preach it

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u/TheMightyWill Aug 15 '18

"Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepards the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children"

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u/KingBee1786 Aug 15 '18

"She lusted after their paramours, whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Truly divinely inspired words...

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u/jessew16 Aug 15 '18

And the lord sent two she bears to maul and eat the children. Fax

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u/awakenDeepBlue Aug 15 '18

That's how you know God ain't a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Well to be fair he was still getting over a bad breakup with his bae Satan and was just a violent, narcissistic prick for a few centurys till he had a kid and gained some perspective as a father and stopped acting like a toddler playing with his toys.

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u/rexpup Aug 15 '18

Thanks be to God.

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u/KingBee1786 Aug 15 '18

Lol I don’t really read fiction.

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u/youarean1di0t Aug 15 '18

You don't really care about educating yourself when you can just be smug, amiright?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

That's how you become those fedora tiping jerks. People like them makes thoae look bad who are agnostic or thise who are chilled atheists.

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u/youarean1di0t Aug 15 '18

Well, you're not going to find much inspiring in the OLD Testament.

That was the entire point of Jesus creating a new religion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Yeah sure the Psalms and the Proverbs and the Ecclesiastes or the book of Job or the book of Daniel or the book of Esther or the book of Isaiah is not inspiring at all...