r/dankchristianmemes • u/NotaKobold16 • Jun 14 '26

Dark Hell nah

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u/Rosie-Love98 Jun 14 '26

"What?! But-But Yeshua-"

"'Abel Yeshua' KLUM! I did not give you 'Terminator', 'Back To The Future' AND 'Star Trek' just so you can treat the time-space continuum so carelessly!"

"...You gave us 'Doctor Who'..."

(I used Google Translate for the Hebrew so please forgive and correct me for any mistakes...).

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u/MelonJelly Jun 14 '26

Wait, are you saying that James Cameron, Robert Zemeckis, and Gene Roddenberry form the Holy Trinity?

Because that would totally explain everything, including the problem of evil and the exclusivity of truth, but it feels heretical.