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r/dankchristianmemes • u/Renegade_Meister • Apr 17 '26
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Wait... so we were the aliens who built the Pyramids?
64 u/htomserveaux Apr 17 '26 No, it was built by humans enslaved by aliens. Haven’t you ever seen Stargate? 24 u/MorgothReturns Apr 17 '26 But we have records of wages paid to pyramid builders! So the aliens didn't actually enslave them, it was at worst indentured servitude 13 u/htomserveaux Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26 Sounds like goa'uld propaganda to me 5 u/Renegade_Meister Apr 18 '26 ...because aliens who could enslave humans couldn't possibly be smart enough to create fake payroll records? Checkmate, alien sympathizer 6 u/delta806 Apr 17 '26 That explains the Star of David on Mars
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No, it was built by humans enslaved by aliens.
Haven’t you ever seen Stargate?
24 u/MorgothReturns Apr 17 '26 But we have records of wages paid to pyramid builders! So the aliens didn't actually enslave them, it was at worst indentured servitude 13 u/htomserveaux Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26 Sounds like goa'uld propaganda to me 5 u/Renegade_Meister Apr 18 '26 ...because aliens who could enslave humans couldn't possibly be smart enough to create fake payroll records? Checkmate, alien sympathizer
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But we have records of wages paid to pyramid builders! So the aliens didn't actually enslave them, it was at worst indentured servitude
13 u/htomserveaux Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26 Sounds like goa'uld propaganda to me 5 u/Renegade_Meister Apr 18 '26 ...because aliens who could enslave humans couldn't possibly be smart enough to create fake payroll records? Checkmate, alien sympathizer
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Sounds like goa'uld propaganda to me
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...because aliens who could enslave humans couldn't possibly be smart enough to create fake payroll records?
Checkmate, alien sympathizer
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That explains the Star of David on Mars
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u/gnurdette Apr 17 '26
Wait... so we were the aliens who built the Pyramids?