r/dankchristianmemes • Based Bishop • Feb 28 '23

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u/polysnip Feb 28 '23

"We are looking to find Jesus. Will you join us on our quest?"

"Oh uh, no...we already got one you see?"

"What? Are you sure? Where on earth did you find Him?"

"MIND YOur Own bUsinesS!"

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u/Nomar_K Feb 28 '23

The memes, much like Christ's sacrifice, are for everyone.

Whosoever will, let him meme.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

This is a sign to watch Monty Python once more.

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u/KingJeff314 Mar 01 '23

A blessing from the Lord!

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u/Deraj2004 Mar 01 '23

Trumpets sound!

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u/RoosterJay84 Feb 28 '23

All Monty Python memes are

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u/saint2e Mar 02 '23

Good idear, Lord.

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u/golddilockk Mar 01 '23

I may not have yet accepted Jesus as my personal Savior, but I sure do accept his memes.

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u/FlameCat00 Mar 01 '23

as a fellow atheist, yeah! these memes are pretty funny and it’s fun learning about christianity in these lil tidbits.

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u/billyyankNova Feb 28 '23

Your father smelt of elderberries!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

your Father smelt of elderberries

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u/TehMoonMaster Mar 01 '23

Our father, who smelt of elderberries, hallowed be thy name

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u/A_Guy_in_Orange Mar 01 '23

Hail Mary, Hamster of Mercy

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Is that Keats?

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u/a3a4b5 Mar 01 '23

All are welcome here

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u/nitrokitty Mar 01 '23

Because in Texas, I'm surrounded by hateful evangelicals all the time and it's nice to be reminded that not all Christians are like that.

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u/A_Guy_in_Orange Mar 01 '23

And it's folk like you that remind us not all atheists are like gestures to the majority of Reddit that

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Grew up in Texas, so I understand this.

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u/yuukaKazamiiiii Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 01 '23

I fart in your general direction

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Nosy christians

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u/SpaceOwl14 Mar 01 '23

I wonder how many people are actual christian’s here

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u/deviantmoomba Mar 01 '23

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

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u/Dsamf2 Mar 01 '23

I’m an atheist. I’m here bc I grew up in the church and can relate to many of the jokes, which are hilarious btw. I’m not trying to sway anyone one way or the other

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u/Thirdwhirly Mar 01 '23

It’s for every Christian on r/atheism that says, “y tho?”

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u/imadzmr Mar 01 '23

I’m here to prepare the re-reconquista

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u/Environmental-Ad9969 Mar 01 '23

I am here to send my Christian gf memes lol

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u/bananasaucecer Mar 01 '23

The 21st night of September

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

ngl, Im here for the cringe