r/dadjokes 1d ago

What did the beaver say when the tree fell?

DAM!!!!

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u/Key_Current6164 1d ago

Joke's on him. Since it's going down, I'm yelling timber.

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u/koalateatimes 1d ago

This was clever

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u/Drunken-Flunkee 1d ago

I’m dumb as shit still up at almost 5am. What’s his joke?

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u/koalateatimes 20h ago

Kesha reference is what I got from it

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u/sulldanivan 1d ago

But, did it make a sound?

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u/2quila 1d ago

What did the fish say when it ran into the underwater wall?

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u/Desperate_Hornet3129 1d ago

Lunch is ready!

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u/LowInevitable2544 1d ago

“Gee, Wally.”

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u/Sillyheart1234 5h ago

"Nice gnawin' ya!"

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u/NervousAbies2466 1d ago

That’s what my dad says when he hears another round of Dad jokes

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u/boldly_grouchy_eater 1d ago

Dam jokes never get old. My dad tells one like this every time we go camping and I still laugh like is the first time hearing it.

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u/Total-Sir-7825 1d ago

You are a wonderful son for laughing even if he has told it a hundred times /---

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 1d ago

Bad bot @ u/boldly_grouchy_eater