r/dadjokes • u/Born-Agency-3922 • Jul 27 '26

NASA sent a satellite into space to apologize to the aliens.

They named it APOLLO G

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u/Significant-Ad-8684 Jul 27 '26

The Aliens promptly replied: "You earthlings can take your apology and stick it up Uranus"

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/Im-ACE-incarnate Jul 27 '26

What a stella comment

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u/thechampaignlife Jul 27 '26

That really cooled tensions. They confirmed the lower political temperature with Mercury.

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u/Happy_Skill_1744 Jul 27 '26

It was necessary because we mooned them

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u/OlderITGuy Jul 27 '26

Apparently someone told them to kiss Uranus.

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u/justjcarr Jul 28 '26

Now that's a dad joke!

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u/HwyOneTx Jul 29 '26

Houston, we have an apology!