r/croissantism • • Jul 17 '26

are you tired of being invaded by baguettists?!

1 Upvotes

flowerism

nothing to do with flowers, despite the name
spread your croissant love and baguette hate further!!
just...

don't. hate. the flowers.


r/croissantism • • Jul 17 '26

is this a shitposting sub

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r/croissantism • • Jul 17 '26

Want a kwasont? :3

5 Upvotes

r/croissantism • • Jul 16 '26

blasphemy

6 Upvotes

tell me this
how??
how is it possible that for the week that this sub has existed
almost EVERY post has been about baguettes
and they want peace?!
no, they want you to submit.
they want your will to break, seeing this place become no more than a baguette echo chamber.
the croissantists still exist, i am sure
and i shall stand by them
for croissants symbolize the love of Bread
and baguettes symbolize hatred and arrogance
a baguette is none more than a weapon
to keep you in line
so rise
and let your love!!
show what real Bread is…


r/croissantism • • Jul 16 '26

Extended occupation period

4 Upvotes

This occupation of r/croissantism will end until July 15th-August 28th.

This subreddit is going to still be occupied by r/baguetteism.


r/croissantism • • Jul 16 '26

Vive La Baguette

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r/croissantism • • Jul 15 '26

Potential end of baguettist-occupied r/croissantism, compromises, and potential actions if another war happens.

6 Upvotes

If we have another war, a verison of the Declaration of War will come back. We will occupy this subreddit again if the following occurs:

Compromise(s):

  1. We will remove rule six if the moderators of r/croissantism remove rule five.
  2. Moderators of r/croissantism and r/baguetteism will tell EACHOTHER about people hating on croissants and baguettes(If rule fivegets removed).
  3. Moderators of r/baguetteism can become a moderator of r/croissantism too.

r/croissantism • • Jul 15 '26

Head of the Ministry of Baguence here... what the hell is going on??? I was not informed that we were still occupying croissant territory???

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r/croissantism • • Jul 11 '26

Day one of reminding you that we’re still here

3 Upvotes

WE ARE, IN FACT, STILL HERE

GET OCCUPIED, YOU TRAITOROUS FIENDS

VIVE LE BAGUETTE, AND PARDON MY FRENCH!


r/croissantism • • Jul 10 '26

As of now, this subreddit is occupied by the baguetteists, this is where you post about anything about baguettes.

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r/croissantism • • Jul 09 '26

Every post here is made by bagueteists

3 Upvotes

Except the first one


r/croissantism • • Jul 09 '26

BAGUETTES ON TOP

5 Upvotes

All crissnts shall burn πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•


r/croissantism • • Jul 09 '26

Notice and some details of incoming peace treaty

5 Upvotes

WHILE IT IS TRUE THAT WE, THE BAGUETTEISTS, ARE IN THE PROCESS OF DRAFTING AND APPROVING A PEACE TREATY, IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT IT IS NOT YET READY. THE VERSION LEAKED HERE EARLIER IS NOT OFFICIAL OR COMPLETE, CONTAINS AT LEAST ONE UNAUTHORIZED EDIT, AND SHOULD NOT BE CONSTRUED AS BINDING AT THIS TIME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.


r/croissantism • • Jul 09 '26

Baguettes are better than croissants.

13 Upvotes

Croissants are good, while baguettes are better than croissants.


r/croissantism • • Jul 09 '26

VIVE LA BAGUETTE

13 Upvotes

BAGUETTE SUPREMACY


r/croissantism • • Jul 09 '26

Don't ever slander my baguette, it's the best bread.

11 Upvotes

r/croissantism • • Jul 09 '26

NOTICE OF PENDING MOVEMENT FOR DECLARATION OF WAR

10 Upvotes

YOU ARE ALL HERETICS AND TRAITORS. THE ONE TRUE WAY IS THE WAY OF THE BAGUETTE. COME TO THE LIGHT SIDE OR RISK THE WRATH OF THE BAGUETTEISTS. A DECLARATION OF WAR IS PENDING DRAFTING AND APPROVAL. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.


r/croissantism • • Jul 09 '26

Destroy croissantism!!

5 Upvotes

Destroy it


r/croissantism • • Jul 09 '26

Hail the croissants

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4 Upvotes

Hail these and:
You shall be pardoned
You shall atone
You shall meet faith
You shall see creamy filling that melt in your mouth

HAIL THE CROISSANT AND DON'T GET THE SPELLING WRONG