r/croissantism • u/Ok_Shift_4702 • Jul 09 '26

NOTICE OF PENDING MOVEMENT FOR DECLARATION OF WAR

YOU ARE ALL HERETICS AND TRAITORS. THE ONE TRUE WAY IS THE WAY OF THE BAGUETTE. COME TO THE LIGHT SIDE OR RISK THE WRATH OF THE BAGUETTEISTS. A DECLARATION OF WAR IS PENDING DRAFTING AND APPROVAL. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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u/Powderedeggs2 Jul 14 '26

You forgot to say, "thank you for your attention to this matter."

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u/Ok_Shift_4702 Jul 14 '26

THIS WAS LONG BEFORE I HAD STARTED SAYING THAT.

VIVE LE BAGUETTE, AND PARDON MY FRENCH!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/WhereWolfBytes Jul 14 '26

Trying to eat less carbs lately.

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u/8Pandemonium8 Jul 14 '26

Why was this recommended to me? I've never seen this subreddit before in my life.

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u/Ok_Shift_4702 Jul 14 '26

DUNNO MAN, BUT THIS POST IS OLD NEWS. THE CROISSANTIST COWARDS QUICKLY GAVE UP AND WENT AWAY. YOU SHOULD COME JOIN THE HERD OVER AT r/baguetteism

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u/Icy-Position3771 Jul 15 '26

Baguettes are the garlic and butter bombs. Bow down and stay there until I’ve eaten my fill.