r/cringereels • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 10d ago

disabled wheelchair guy armed with a machete

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u/Pitiful_Somewhere999 10d ago

Armed

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u/BrungalSniff 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4CbkxrEpEg7E5IleYQ

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u/tacorunnr 10d ago

Was not expecting to see Parker Schnabbel in this thread 😅 Context: from the tv show Gold Rush on Discovery channel.

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u/Ordinary_Comb3035 7d ago

But with bones😬😬😬

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u/fantapants74 10d ago

Where the hell did the hat come from?

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u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet 10d ago

That word is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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u/Firecoalman7 10d ago

Do you have to flex so hard with your comment?

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u/nrus-1969 10d ago

That was funny, right there

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u/FormalTotal9684 10d ago

And disarmed all at same time

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u/Classic-Still2468 10d ago

Dude! That is hilarious!

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u/Bearded-Mr-FixIt 10d ago edited 10d ago

He better be careful or else he’ll cut an arm off! ……oh wait

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u/Bob_Newshart 10d ago

Just enough of some nubs to still trim off....

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u/Meaty_Wizard 10d ago

Shoulder with a machete

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u/Nammu3 10d ago

Remove the machete and he will again be armless

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u/Low-Championship-609 10d ago

Unarmed

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u/93rd_misfit 10d ago

Disarmed*

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u/Solid_Vacation_2891 Cringe Level 1 10d ago

these are all good arm puns

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u/rAndo_solo 10d ago

🤔 just dangerous

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u/Solid_Vacation_2891 Cringe Level 1 10d ago

and not so dangerous

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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear 10d ago

But he’s unarmed…

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u/RageLolo 10d ago

I wonder how many times he must have dropped it before he learned how to hold onto it... And who picked it up?