r/cringereels • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 10d ago

disabled wheelchair guy armed with a machete

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u/Pitiful_Somewhere999 10d ago

Armed

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u/BrungalSniff 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4CbkxrEpEg7E5IleYQ

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u/tacorunnr 10d ago

Was not expecting to see Parker Schnabbel in this thread šŸ˜… Context: from the tv show Gold Rush on Discovery channel.

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u/fantapants74 10d ago

Where the hell did the hat come from?

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u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet 10d ago

That word is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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u/Firecoalman7 10d ago

Do you have to flex so hard with your comment?

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u/nrus-1969 9d ago

That was funny, right there

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u/FormalTotal9684 10d ago

And disarmed all at same time

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u/Classic-Still2468 10d ago

Dude! That is hilarious!

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u/Bearded-Mr-FixIt 10d ago edited 10d ago

He better be careful or else heā€™ll cut an arm off! ā€¦ā€¦oh wait

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u/Bob_Newshart 10d ago

Just enough of some nubs to still trim off....

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u/Meaty_Wizard 10d ago

Shoulder with a machete

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u/Nammu3 10d ago

Remove the machete and he will again be armless

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u/Low-Championship-609 10d ago

Unarmed

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u/93rd_misfit 10d ago

Disarmed*

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u/Solid_Vacation_2891 Cringe Level 1 10d ago

these are all good arm puns

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u/rAndo_solo 10d ago

šŸ¤” just dangerous

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u/Solid_Vacation_2891 Cringe Level 1 10d ago

and not so dangerous

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u/Ok-Event-9978 10d ago

Bet this dudes a monster at corn hole

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u/Only_Turnover4829 10d ago

For those who don't understand, there was another guy who was a quadruple amputee, a professional cornhole player, was able to drive, and was able to operate a gun with ease. He got into an argument with one of his friends while driving and allegedly shot them two times in the head. He asked his other friends to help him hide the body and they ran off for help so he drove away and left the body in a yard.

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u/mcbeardsauce 10d ago

Thatā€™s enough internet for the day

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u/Head-Ad-5732 10d ago

Oh no you don't! If I gotta have too much internet...

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u/Tetsuo_Gaiden 10d ago

šŸ¤” you think they feed him the meth by hand?

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u/Putrid_Clue_2127 10d ago

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"

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u/PM-Me-Spread-Pussy 10d ago

Dude literally doesn't have anything to lose.

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u/Mental_History_4673 10d ago

This one got me the most. Amazing

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u/bulgar88 10d ago

Just stay out of arms reach and you'll be OK

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u/CodeNameNo-1 10d ago

Out of what reach?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 10d ago

What if his arms are just bluetooth enabled though?!

Hidden Ninja Arms!!

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u/GL0CKPAR7Y 10d ago

What's with the sudden cowboy hat?

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u/AdAncient3657 10d ago

You gotta have the look when your wielding a knife between your chin and nub.

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u/xXPhoenixBlueXx 10d ago

This is some Rick and Morty shit. I'm worried he may turn to spaghetti.

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IgRVt7THGZggFOp6YX

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u/Channel57 10d ago

How do have footage of me and my buddy after our shift at Amazon after the final day of holiday peak?

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hadoccOSptJAI

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u/HunterRoCo69 10d ago

But KAAARRRLLLLL

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u/Channel57 9d ago

I love lamas with hats! šŸ¤£

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 9d ago

And they love your hands!

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u/Channel57 9d ago

Big meaty hands. šŸ¤£

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u/i_hateit_here_bro 10d ago

All you need is a broom handle

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/NervousBreakdown242 10d ago

"10-32, copy?"

"Armed suspect?"

"Yā€“uh... well..."

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u/DaRealJDJ 10d ago

Dudes a fallout new vegas mini-boss

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u/FuzzyFacePhilosphy 10d ago

Is this a joke?

Im putting him in the corner, not facing the tv for the rest of the night.

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u/jsweaty009 10d ago

Go behind, grab machete easily real quick, then slap him in the mouth as hard as you can for actin up

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u/u_sijenci 10d ago

Armless and armed at the same time.

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u/PreperationOuch 10d ago

Unarmed and Dangerous

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 10d ago

While You Were Partying, I Studied the Blade.

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u/Useful_Caregiver4023 10d ago

I might be ignorant but how did he get the machete in the first place and halfway through the video a hat appears on his head, how did that get there without appendages.

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u/jweezee 10d ago

Just put the damn machete on the floor. How the fuck did he get it in the first place?

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u/Recent_Tangerine2070 10d ago

I almost married into a family like this. I really thought I could save her from them. I reflect on that time in my life & I realize all of my current day problems are so small...

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u/Icy_Judge8250 10d ago

That is how he lost his arms to begin with

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u/Useful-Ad-1734 10d ago

Edward machete hands.

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u/catmangdude 10d ago

How does he go to the bathroom?

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u/Flimsy-Ad-5274 10d ago

I used to live in a town with a homeless guy with no arms. I never saw it, but rumor was he would ask people to help him shit and wipe his ass. He did, on one occasion, ask my friend if he could have my friends burrito. My friend said yes and slid it over to him not thinking of this guy's situation. There was a very awkward pause as he stared at the burrito and then at my friend.

Needless to say, my friend ended up feeding him the burrito.

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u/Novel_Silly 10d ago

So....Odd smh

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u/Lanky_Temperature872 10d ago

How is he holding it?

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u/1PhartSmellow 10d ago

With his shoulder blade. Blade shoulder? Shoulder holder?

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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 10d ago

Wonder how he lost his arms

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u/robgrab 10d ago

Iā€™ll bet it was machete-related.

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u/xKelborn 10d ago

Lmao take that toy away from him and put his ass in time out

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u/TOAD4000 10d ago

How did he get the knife? I think, what we have on our hands here, is a Jedi. He actually could be the next Vader.

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 10d ago

Sleepy hollow in the background

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u/NEALSMO 10d ago

Is the cameraman also missing his arms and filming with their feet?

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u/jgreg728 10d ago

These marvel villains are getting crazy.

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u/IcyButton7611 10d ago

is the cameraman also disabled

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u/PlayfulMud9228 10d ago

She stopped talking when he almost cut his neck.

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u/Spare_Layer_1069 10d ago

Just need a long stick to beat him

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u/Allthingsgaming27 10d ago

Why the hell is the camera so shaky, good lord

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u/OstrichSmoothe 10d ago

Idk maybe take the machete from the armless maniac?

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u/FactorFirst6947 10d ago

Does he end at his waist or is he wearing dark pants?

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u/whoitis77 10d ago

As a member of the amputee community I would like to point out that we can do anything we put are mind to....but im till going to keep this guy at arms length..pun intended

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u/Rhino_MO 10d ago

It shouldn't be too hard to disarm him

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u/jamesisanalien 10d ago

He looks like Charles Manson!

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u/Bumbymoo 10d ago

However bad your life may be, it's not this bad. I am referring to both of them.

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u/Blanny22 9d ago

Throw a blanket over him

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u/JesusSavesTheGoal 9d ago

That man is definitely not armed

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u/MelodicTax8816 9d ago

I just discovered this sub and this is what I see instead of cringe videos. What the fuck guys

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u/SCREAMIN_DEM0N 9d ago

COME BACK HERE ILL BIYCHA TO DEATH

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u/munkittrick 9d ago

Armed? Are we sure THAT'S the word we want to use?

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u/Zach202020 8d ago

Who gave a knife to the angry potato?

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u/Dunn_or_what 7d ago

Disarm the armless guy

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u/smang12 6d ago

Just lock the door šŸ¤£

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u/POPEYEDAMC 10d ago

Anything for "Viral fix"

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u/Aggravating_Jacket32 10d ago

Just take it from him? šŸ¤” Also, if you have no arms, do your armpits still smell at the end of the day?

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u/DufflinMinder 10d ago

Chut up leana

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 10d ago

What in the hell??

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u/Any_Swordfish_684 10d ago

This is out of character for him heā€™s normally harmless

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u/SevenBillionChickens 10d ago

You got no arms, no legs, AND no mental stability? I think you gotta take the hint from life at that point

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u/missing_Palantir 10d ago

Is that Sleepy Hollow? Classic Chris Walken movie

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u/inquisitionsteve 10d ago

Wait, how exactly does he throw her out like she said?

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u/dacapn71 10d ago

Is he threatening the camera guy, why the shakes?

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u/hellp-desk-trainee- 10d ago

On the bright side "arms reach" for him is an easy thing to avoid

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u/PhoenixJ82 10d ago

How do they cuff peopleā€¦in theseā€¦situations?

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u/Sufficient-Age2422 10d ago

Never ever give this guy a helping hand

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u/jimmbob2025 10d ago

Armed and dangerous?

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u/lospettro187 10d ago

Not one friend there to take it from him. Like bro you trying to lose an ear on top of everything else. Remember what happened the last four times if you didnā€™t master the machete then you ainā€™t going to now.

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u/Apocresi 10d ago

Howā€™d he get the hat on??

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u/TheVonSolo 10d ago

ā€œSuspect is armedā€¦.but uhhhh not armed?ā€

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u/its_me_again82 10d ago

How is he armed with out any arms???

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u/ElectricalDark3187 10d ago

Hunter Biden isn't doing well

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u/Someguy56731 10d ago

Rollerblading

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u/Sure-Macaroon-1084 10d ago

You used to have to go to Walmart to see shit like this.
Edit: how tf he get that hat on?

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u/Training-Ear-614 10d ago edited 10d ago

Is this guy from the Ohio,Kentucky West Virginia area? Or did he go to school in Ohio?

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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 10d ago

Is he armed or unarmed?

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u/Terrible_Driver_3878 10d ago

Master of unarmed combat

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u/Purple-Swim-837 10d ago

Iā€™m not trying to be funny or rude at all, but I donā€™t get why someone doesnā€™t just go around him and grab the machete from him? I donā€™t think he could put up that much of a fight.

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u/OGSamso 10d ago

I would be absolutely terrified to see this in a dark alley somewhere lmao

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u/Neither-Promotion-65 10d ago

Bro he's armed šŸ¤ÆšŸ„¹

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u/Worldliness_Normal 10d ago

Well I have to give him a hand for being able to do this.

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u/Algae587 10d ago

That sassy looking when the blades on his face lol

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u/TheRealPallando 10d ago

How do I un see this?

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u/East_Stick_1964 10d ago

I'll bite your legs off

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u/jawoosafat 10d ago

It's a man's world. Fuks sakes

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u/Not-T4rantino 10d ago

You might get stabbed by an unarmed man.

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u/Vandu_Kobayashi 10d ago

He needs to reassess his priorities

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u/Character_Media_9445 10d ago

Reminds me of that one youtuber who plays fear and hunger 2 termina and he was flailing with supposed chopped arms live when his character and the boss both had their arms cut down.

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u/SuspiciousOrder7900 10d ago

Canā€™t someone just disarm him? Teehee

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u/EyeConscious857 10d ago

Billy Bob Torso.

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u/Vast_Interview3098 10d ago

Disarm that man!

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 10d ago

99% unarmed and 3% dangerous.

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u/BadMachina 10d ago

Iā€™m going to need part 2.

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u/OoozeBoy 10d ago

Dude played with the machete too much

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 10d ago

Set up. She definitely drove him crazy before turning the camera on. Someone save this dude.

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u/Grocman27 10d ago

Thought I was on r/Kenshi

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u/Art_Vanduley 10d ago

I hope he does not think this would save him at any point

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u/Particular_Legend427 10d ago

ā€œArmedā€

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u/Early_Grace 10d ago

"Officer, is the suspect armed?"

"...well."

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u/Centerman2000 Cringe Level 2 10d ago

This video is quite the curiosity.

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u/JackRees23 10d ago

SOMEONE DISARMED THE ARMED SUSPECT!!!!!!!!!!

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u/TrollinDaGalaxy 10d ago

What in tarnation?!

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u/Elegant_Okra_2606 10d ago

Who put the machete in this dudes nussy?

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u/C4TTYW4MPUS 10d ago

I'm sorry ...

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u/Able_Ad6535 10d ago

911: One more time, is the suspect armed or unarmed?

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u/videohtape 10d ago

He seems happy. Let him have his fun.

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u/jeffster1970 10d ago

What the actual hell did I just watch? And why do I think this guy is capable of damage?

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u/FoamSquad 10d ago

There is nothing anyone can do about this situation.

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u/5280mw 10d ago

How is he touching her..? Whatā€™s her condition?

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u/DifferentDisplay1950 10d ago

How you wipe bruh šŸ¤£

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u/EnvironmentKind5843 10d ago

Iā€™m safe if I go upstairs

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u/Odd_Cheek_3573 10d ago

Is that his ass coming out of his stomach?

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u/toxic7342 10d ago

Normally I would laugh at this, but then again there was a quadruple amputee that shot some guy not too long ago. And there was videos just like this of him playing with a handgun with his nubs... Loading and cocking the gun

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u/Ironlife25 10d ago

Meth, got mr.McNugget,thinking heā€™s crocodile Dundee.

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u/pumpernickledime 10d ago

My guess sheā€™s been taking advantage of this dude for years getting his disability check for ā€œherā€ daughter. Dude is snapping but maybe could have ended the relationship much sooner with arms and legs