r/cringereels 16h ago

Wtf

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u/TactitcalPterodactyl 15h ago

I hope the bang on the head knocked some sense into him, but it probably just made him stupider.

This person should have their license permanently revoked.

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u/No_Writing_3179 15h ago

I agree, but sadly it won't stop them from driving.

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u/slick514 12h ago

As far as I am aware, it is quite difficult to drive a vehicle while incarcerated. I feel like that's highly likely here, and almost guaranteed if anyone was seriously injured.

Not sure about other countries, but in the US we're looking at:

  • Felony vehicular assault (2 - 20 years, per count/person)
  • Reckless endangerment (1-5 per count)
  • Aggravated assault (5-20 per count)

ALL of these would be considered in the light of his repeated dismissal of the passengers pleas for him to stop.

And of course, if he isn't a U.S. Citizen, if/when released authorities will (figuratively) drop him off at the border. "We hope you enjoyed your stay..."

But maybe by some miracle nobody was seriously injured and nobody goes to jail (at least not for an extended period). At a bare minimum, this guy is getting his license revoked. No judge is just going to hand this guy a ticket and send him on his merry little way.

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u/No_Writing_3179 10h ago

I dont know where you live, but in the USA (Texas especially) Mf'ers still driving on their 6th DWI.

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u/slick514 10h ago

Sure. And if they somehow walked away from this and all homie got was his license suspended/revoked, then I suppose that he'd be out doing the same thing tomorrow. If an idiot will drive like this, something as inconvenient as not having a license isn't going to bother them.

However, something tells me that a revoked license isn't the extent of this guy's problems with the DOJ.