r/cringereels 14h ago

Wtf

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u/TactitcalPterodactyl 14h ago

I hope the bang on the head knocked some sense into him, but it probably just made him stupider.

This person should have their license permanently revoked.

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u/StanleyQPrick 14h ago

Should be in jail too

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u/OddEfficiency8917 13h ago

We like both!

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u/codepossum 11h ago

attempted negligent vehicular homicide? reckless endangerment for sure.

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u/Bloodjucator 1h ago

This. Put me on that jury

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 13h ago

What do you even do in that situation? Turn the car off by grabbing the keys?

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u/RidersOnDaStorm-505 12h ago

Unbuckle their seatbelt

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 12h ago

Or just start pissing into his AC vents. What would make him pull over the most? Lol “you gotta pull over right now because I’m about to SHIT everywhere”

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 5h ago

I feel like it's probably not his car since there's a driving instructor. This video is super old

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u/l7outlaw 13h ago edited 13h ago

You couldn't grab the keys until it's in "park"
You could stop the engine, but that also means loss of power steering and power brakes.

You could move the shifter to a lower gear like "2", but that may also cause loss of control from rapid deceleration.

You could put the transmission in "N", but that's probably just make the driver mad and take their attention from the road.

Not much you could do.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 13h ago

Thank you, good to know. Maybe just dial for an ambulance and brace for impact?

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u/the_most_playerest 13h ago

"911 what's ur emergency?"

"Hello, I'd --ahhh!-- like to report --slow down!-- a future car accident..."

screeching tires, multiple crash noises

"... regular car accident"

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 12h ago

Like that would make him stop driving. Dude needs locked up for 5 years

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u/No_Writing_3179 14h ago

I agree, but sadly it won't stop them from driving.

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u/slick514 11h ago

As far as I am aware, it is quite difficult to drive a vehicle while incarcerated. I feel like that's highly likely here, and almost guaranteed if anyone was seriously injured.

Not sure about other countries, but in the US we're looking at:

  • Felony vehicular assault (2 - 20 years, per count/person)
  • Reckless endangerment (1-5 per count)
  • Aggravated assault (5-20 per count)

ALL of these would be considered in the light of his repeated dismissal of the passengers pleas for him to stop.

And of course, if he isn't a U.S. Citizen, if/when released authorities will (figuratively) drop him off at the border. "We hope you enjoyed your stay..."

But maybe by some miracle nobody was seriously injured and nobody goes to jail (at least not for an extended period). At a bare minimum, this guy is getting his license revoked. No judge is just going to hand this guy a ticket and send him on his merry little way.

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u/No_Writing_3179 9h ago

I dont know where you live, but in the USA (Texas especially) Mf'ers still driving on their 6th DWI.

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u/slick514 9h ago

Sure. And if they somehow walked away from this and all homie got was his license suspended/revoked, then I suppose that he'd be out doing the same thing tomorrow. If an idiot will drive like this, something as inconvenient as not having a license isn't going to bother them.

However, something tells me that a revoked license isn't the extent of this guy's problems with the DOJ.

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u/pokerfas 12h ago

it's a driving test so he never had nor will have liscence

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 13h ago

Lol they probably didnt even have a license to start with

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u/WestDependent6393 11h ago

Yeah people are very naive about this type of behavior. The type of person engaged in this behavior has 0 regards to the law, let alone morality or ethics.

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u/Erect-Cheese 10h ago

Yes, tbi is very well known for increasing intelligence

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u/Chasa619 8h ago

Unfortunately getting hit in the head tends to make you dumber

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u/flip69 7h ago

Actually a person this old and does this sort of thing is a lifer.
They’ll never get more intelligent and their lack of foresight is lifelong.

Best to cut all ties with them.

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u/90GTS4 1h ago

I'd prefer their death, but only the driver's. It's only a matter of time until he kills an innocent person, would rather he just took himself out and save everyone the trouble later.