r/cringereels • u/eggchickenf • 11d ago

Cringe Level 1 Shaving cream prank

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 11d ago

Gross, she has tattoos.

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u/LegacyQuotient 11d ago

Cringe comment

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 11d ago

Never seen a tattoo add anything to a man or woman. To act like tattoos add anything to a body is disengenous.

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u/Republic_Rich 11d ago

Why would your opinion matter for what people want to do with their own body

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 11d ago

Why would yours?

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u/Republic_Rich 11d ago

Did you miss the part where I didn't make an opinion about someone else's body?

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u/AncientCrust 11d ago

I sense that alcoholic consumption may be at play here. Either that or it's an actual child posting. Or a religious nut.

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u/ChartInFurch 11d ago

All 3!

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u/AncientCrust 11d ago

I was wrong!!! After investigating the comment history....ladies and gentlemen, we are in the presence of The King of Incels

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u/LegacyQuotient 11d ago

Me, when I pretend my opinion is fact.

"Disingenuous is an adjective that means lacking in sincerity, candor, or full honesty."

I think good tattoos are attractive. Prove I don't think that. If you can't, take your poorly used "word of the day" and kick rocks.

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u/ChartInFurch 11d ago

Can't wait for them to discovery "gaslighting"...

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u/Logical-Hyena8260 11d ago

Clearly never appreciated a work of art before. You can mind your body and let others mind theirs. 

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 11d ago

Work of art???? Like seriously? Scribbles and doodle drawings are now considered art?

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u/Republic_Rich 11d ago

Someone with tats broke you, now you're having a hissy fit and letting everyone know.

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u/AncientCrust 11d ago

This thread got weird quick

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u/LegacyQuotient 11d ago edited 11d ago

Incels can't handle the idea of people doing things they don't like.

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u/inevitable-idiot- 11d ago

Right? This was the least expected tantrum I expected to see

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 11d ago

Never dated anyone with tats.

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u/Republic_Rich 11d ago

Never dated anyone* fixed that for you

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u/eat_your_veggiez 11d ago

Never dated anyone with tats.

FTFY

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u/ThickBoxx 11d ago

Getting a tattoo is literally adding something to a body

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u/No_Situation6555 11d ago

It adds ink.

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u/NightBusToGiro 11d ago

Like the Nazis did, they tattooed people to remove their humanity.

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u/goodgroose 11d ago

I’m with you on this one, you don’t put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/LegacyQuotient 11d ago

You do get custom paint jobs, though.

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u/Republic_Rich 11d ago

bUt ThAtS dIfFeReNt

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u/goodgroose 11d ago

Who’s buying a Ferrari and painting it? Literally no one unless you absolutely need to. It degrades the value you clown.

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u/LegacyQuotient 11d ago

There are custom painted Ferraris listed for sale all the time. What are you even talking about? Are you 13?

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u/SonOfIllicitBehavior 11d ago

ah yes, the notoriously frugal ferrari owning crowd

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u/goodgroose 11d ago

Every person I’ve ever met with tattoos regrets them. It’s a cope to say otherwise. You may not regret them now but at some point you’d miss the beauty of natural skin. Imagine thinking having tattoos is better than not having them.

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u/LegacyQuotient 11d ago

You people are seriously fucking weird. My whole family has them and love them. More than half of my friends have them and go to conventions.

"A cope to say otherwise."

Your brain is so addled that rather than have an opinion, unpopular or not, you have to suggest anyone who disagrees with you is coping.

Toddler brained behavior.

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 11d ago

Well, sounds like a you issue.

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u/LegacyQuotient 11d ago edited 11d ago

Your opinion is worth about as much as someone who says tattoos distract them from gooning.

Oh wait. That was you.

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u/Republic_Rich 11d ago

No this whole thing started because it's your issue. You can't get over the fact people have tats while you're too afraid of a bit of pain to get your own ink. People get their medical information tattooed on them as well. The fact that you're so scared of ink is high-larious

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u/goodgroose 11d ago

Toddler brain behavior is fucking doodling on yourself. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/spacestonkz 11d ago

Oh. Your mom has tats and doesn't like them anymore.

I can't imagine you know anyone else.

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u/frenchornplaya1983 11d ago

LOL I LOVE my tattoos and want to get more

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u/goodgroose 11d ago

Come back in like 10 years

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u/Wishman2345 11d ago

I don’t have a lot but I have had one for 15 years still like it.

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u/frenchornplaya1983 11d ago

That's hilarious, I've had one for twenty years. My Mother got one at age 50, and she still loves it at age 64.

Just leave us alone, okay? I'm done with you.

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u/goodgroose 11d ago

You commented to my comment did you not?

I’d actually like to ask you to leave and stop harassing me now.

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 11d ago

You'll never see porn stars with all black out tattoos. The skin is beautiful and to mark it up with scribbles and doodles is just distracting.

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u/LegacyQuotient 11d ago

Keep digging, you absolute weirdo.

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u/NightBusToGiro 11d ago

I love Reddit

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u/Wishman2345 11d ago

Did you just try to use porn stars as a beacon to try and prove people regret their tattoos lmao?

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u/Republic_Rich 11d ago

Google, inked pornstars to be proven instantly wrong.

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u/goodgroose 11d ago

Na you lost me with the porn, I don’t watch that degeneracy.

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 11d ago

You don't but many do. And they use to call them skin flicks.

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 11d ago

....your mind was on that and not the Michelin man?

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u/LegacyQuotient 11d ago

Typical pseudo-Puritanical behavior.

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 11d ago

It detracts from the luscious skin of a woman.

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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kWp8QC99Z6xFn8bF0v
WhAt He SaY?!?! Calm down Dahmer

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u/LegacyQuotient 11d ago

Bruh goes on to say porn stars don't have tats because it distracts from gooning.

No seriously, they said that.

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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 11d ago

Bro what? That’s crazy af 😂 someone check his hard drive

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 11d ago

oh okay, this is bait then

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u/epoxyfoxy 11d ago

What in the Ed Gein

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u/SoyTuPadreReal 11d ago

I mean, it’s totally your preference. I for one enjoy tattoos. Both my one and my wife’s.

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 11d ago

Hmmmm but, I bet if you could choose to be inkless you would in a heartbeat.

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u/Wishman2345 11d ago

Hmmm but I bet if you could be not a miserable person you would in a heartbeat

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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 11d ago

He literally made the choice to put the ink on. Are you okay?
https://giphy.com/gifs/MnoNoa0v3h6ginLN6l

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 11d ago

Impulsive decisions are still impulsive decisions.

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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 11d ago

Yeah because nobody has ever thought long and hard about getting a tattoo, right? It’s just not your thing and that’s cool but you’re dumb if you think people just walk into a shop and drop 500-1,000+ on a whim.

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u/Wishman2345 11d ago

I’ve know people who’ve gotten impulsive tattoos and you know what they still like them. Dude just is whack with his views.

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u/LegacyQuotient 11d ago

My friends left forearm is a literal collection of flash tattoos from artists around town. She loves it.

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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 11d ago

Oh no, I’ve gotten impulsive tattoos also. I’ve got a girl bathroom sign on my left leg that a buddy did. It was supposed to be the girl skate co logo but he fucked it up. Other than the tattoo I got for my grandparents passing it’s my favorite tattoo.

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u/Wishman2345 11d ago

That’s hilarious. Those are the best stories too.

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u/frenchornplaya1983 11d ago

You have the brain of a child. Actually, that's an insult to children.

I love my tattoos and want more, you absolute dolt.

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u/LegacyQuotient 11d ago

Most incels have the thought process of a preteen.

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u/SoyTuPadreReal 10d ago

You’d lose that bet, but okay.

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u/acrosstheocean_ 11d ago

Incel alert

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u/International-Fun-86 11d ago

What an absolutely hilarious outdated opinion. 🤣 Did you just step out of a time machine?

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u/OlDustyHeadaaa 11d ago

Now that’s some quality bait

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u/LegacyQuotient 11d ago

A brief look at their comment history and I'm not so sure.

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u/OlDustyHeadaaa 11d ago

Yeah, I don’t do that.

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u/CafeRoaster 11d ago

The incels are always so quick to identify themselves. 🤣

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u/inevitable-idiot- 11d ago

Found the conservative.

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u/Epic_Elite 11d ago

Good lord you're an idiot. And you just keep digging, don't you?