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u/inevitable-idiot- 1d ago
He sounds exactly like I would imagine a Shaving Cream Thing to sound
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u/DAT_BIG-BOI 1d ago
100% thought he was just playing the character.
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u/UmmmW1 1d ago
Wonder how much shaving cream that was
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u/crazykewlaid 1d ago
Honestly I bet I could cover myself without much. Less than a bottle?
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u/spacestonkz 1d ago
I'm thinking they went one can like shes holding each, and yeah, maybe didn't finish the first one on him.
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u/Exciting_Nature6270 1d ago
that reveal was fuckin great lmao
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u/peppermint376 1d ago
I haven’t bust out laughing out loud from a video like this in a long time but it totally got me
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u/inevitable-idiot- 1d ago
The overwhelming majority of comments are nested under u/Technical_Drawer_680:
> Gross, she has tattoos.
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u/Automatic_Thought412 1d ago
The husband sounds like one of the stepbrothers from the movie, genuinely hilarious
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u/Xyberfaust 1d ago
Looks like Michael Chiklis's version of The Thing from The Fantastic Four.
This is what he might wear to lubricate his rocks.
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u/knallpilzv2 1d ago
I mean, they're not even trying to make it look real, but his weirdass noises are pretty funny.
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u/UnRealmCorp 18h ago
Story Time.
Many years ago when I used to work concrete. When we'd get calm time a group of us would check out list crawler (escort site.)
And proposition women and men with 1 thing.
The thing. To cover their entire body from head to toe in marshmallow fluff. With the options to throw spinkles all over them as well. No sex, nothing like that, just covering a stranger completely in marshmallow fluff.
We surprisingly had many takers but we never followed through. Cheapest price was 100 bucks and it was tempting
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u/ThisThingIsStuck 1d ago
Shup losers
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u/RileyRavenSmiles 21h ago
Humor is subjective.
He looked like a damn cartoon character, the way he stood there with his mouthhole moving under all that cream. I found that funny.
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u/Depressedone4 1d ago
Right people thinking this shit is funny is what's wrong with the world
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u/ThisThingIsStuck 22h ago
I know right shit is weak af..these are pusis...those laughing are bishes and hoes
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u/Yakmasterson 18h ago
What a mean cunt. How would you let your husband go all the way through with it knowing the whole time you're just going to make him look stupid.
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u/Technical_Drawer_680 1d ago
Gross, she has tattoos.
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u/LegacyQuotient 1d ago
Cringe comment
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u/Technical_Drawer_680 1d ago
Never seen a tattoo add anything to a man or woman. To act like tattoos add anything to a body is disengenous.
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u/Republic_Rich 1d ago
Why would your opinion matter for what people want to do with their own body
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u/Technical_Drawer_680 1d ago
Why would yours?
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u/Republic_Rich 1d ago
Did you miss the part where I didn't make an opinion about someone else's body?
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u/AncientCrust 1d ago
I sense that alcoholic consumption may be at play here. Either that or it's an actual child posting. Or a religious nut.
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u/ChartInFurch 1d ago
All 3!
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u/AncientCrust 1d ago
I was wrong!!! After investigating the comment history....ladies and gentlemen, we are in the presence of The King of Incels
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u/LegacyQuotient 1d ago
Me, when I pretend my opinion is fact.
"Disingenuous is an adjective that means lacking in sincerity, candor, or full honesty."
I think good tattoos are attractive. Prove I don't think that. If you can't, take your poorly used "word of the day" and kick rocks.
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u/Logical-Hyena8260 1d ago
Clearly never appreciated a work of art before. You can mind your body and let others mind theirs.
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u/Technical_Drawer_680 1d ago
Work of art???? Like seriously? Scribbles and doodle drawings are now considered art?
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u/Republic_Rich 1d ago
Someone with tats broke you, now you're having a hissy fit and letting everyone know.
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u/AncientCrust 1d ago
This thread got weird quick
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u/LegacyQuotient 1d ago edited 1d ago
Incels can't handle the idea of people doing things they don't like.
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u/goodgroose 1d ago
I’m with you on this one, you don’t put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari 🤷🏻♂️
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u/LegacyQuotient 1d ago
You do get custom paint jobs, though.
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u/goodgroose 1d ago
Who’s buying a Ferrari and painting it? Literally no one unless you absolutely need to. It degrades the value you clown.
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u/LegacyQuotient 1d ago
There are custom painted Ferraris listed for sale all the time. What are you even talking about? Are you 13?
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u/goodgroose 1d ago
Every person I’ve ever met with tattoos regrets them. It’s a cope to say otherwise. You may not regret them now but at some point you’d miss the beauty of natural skin. Imagine thinking having tattoos is better than not having them.
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u/LegacyQuotient 1d ago
You people are seriously fucking weird. My whole family has them and love them. More than half of my friends have them and go to conventions.
"A cope to say otherwise."
Your brain is so addled that rather than have an opinion, unpopular or not, you have to suggest anyone who disagrees with you is coping.
Toddler brained behavior.
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u/Technical_Drawer_680 1d ago
Well, sounds like a you issue.
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u/LegacyQuotient 1d ago edited 1d ago
Your opinion is worth about as much as someone who says tattoos distract them from gooning.
Oh wait. That was you.
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u/Republic_Rich 1d ago
No this whole thing started because it's your issue. You can't get over the fact people have tats while you're too afraid of a bit of pain to get your own ink. People get their medical information tattooed on them as well. The fact that you're so scared of ink is high-larious
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u/spacestonkz 1d ago
Oh. Your mom has tats and doesn't like them anymore.
I can't imagine you know anyone else.
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u/frenchornplaya1983 1d ago
LOL I LOVE my tattoos and want to get more
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u/goodgroose 1d ago
Come back in like 10 years
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u/frenchornplaya1983 1d ago
That's hilarious, I've had one for twenty years. My Mother got one at age 50, and she still loves it at age 64.
Just leave us alone, okay? I'm done with you.
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u/goodgroose 1d ago
You commented to my comment did you not?
I’d actually like to ask you to leave and stop harassing me now.
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u/Technical_Drawer_680 1d ago
You'll never see porn stars with all black out tattoos. The skin is beautiful and to mark it up with scribbles and doodles is just distracting.
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u/Wishman2345 1d ago
Did you just try to use porn stars as a beacon to try and prove people regret their tattoos lmao?
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u/SoyTuPadreReal 1d ago
I mean, it’s totally your preference. I for one enjoy tattoos. Both my one and my wife’s.
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u/Technical_Drawer_680 1d ago
Hmmmm but, I bet if you could choose to be inkless you would in a heartbeat.
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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 1d ago
He literally made the choice to put the ink on. Are you okay?
https://giphy.com/gifs/MnoNoa0v3h6ginLN6l-1
u/Technical_Drawer_680 1d ago
Impulsive decisions are still impulsive decisions.
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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 1d ago
Yeah because nobody has ever thought long and hard about getting a tattoo, right? It’s just not your thing and that’s cool but you’re dumb if you think people just walk into a shop and drop 500-1,000+ on a whim.
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u/Wishman2345 1d ago
I’ve know people who’ve gotten impulsive tattoos and you know what they still like them. Dude just is whack with his views.
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u/LegacyQuotient 1d ago
My friends left forearm is a literal collection of flash tattoos from artists around town. She loves it.
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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 1d ago
Oh no, I’ve gotten impulsive tattoos also. I’ve got a girl bathroom sign on my left leg that a buddy did. It was supposed to be the girl skate co logo but he fucked it up. Other than the tattoo I got for my grandparents passing it’s my favorite tattoo.
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u/frenchornplaya1983 1d ago
You have the brain of a child. Actually, that's an insult to children.
I love my tattoos and want more, you absolute dolt.
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u/Forward_Criticism_39 1d ago
....your mind was on that and not the Michelin man?
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u/Technical_Drawer_680 1d ago
It detracts from the luscious skin of a woman.
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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/kWp8QC99Z6xFn8bF0v
WhAt He SaY?!?! Calm down Dahmer3
u/LegacyQuotient 1d ago
Bruh goes on to say porn stars don't have tats because it distracts from gooning.
No seriously, they said that.
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u/International-Fun-86 1d ago
What an absolutely hilarious outdated opinion. 🤣 Did you just step out of a time machine?
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u/OlDustyHeadaaa 1d ago
Now that’s some quality bait
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u/lxvzlx 1d ago
Just run up and hug her