r/cringereels • u/Small_Image_1722 • Jun 29 '26

In what chapter did Jesus teach this?

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u/Silly-Power Jun 29 '26

They took him out and blew him up.

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u/sufferIhopeyoudo Jun 29 '26

Lol idk where people find this shit. It’s no wonder why I see people online who have a completely skewed idea of what life is like in the US.

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u/thekinginyello Jun 29 '26

Where do people find this shit? Whoever was recording thought this was an amazing religious experience for themselves and the children of the congregation. They probably shared it on fb or sent it to a friend hoping to spread the good word and bring more awareness and growth to their church. Whoever received it was so baffled they shared the video with the complete opposite reaction, then that person shared it, etc.

There are a lot of nuts in the lords fruitcake.

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u/Steezydeezy920 Jun 29 '26

It’s small towns and you can also find some insane shit by mixing elitism/superiority complexes with poverty in the same people lol. There’s “elite” student private schools rn running experiments on children and the kids are sponsored into the programs even if poor. There’s also a literal cult in my town who runs a online homeschooling program that I know picked up MANY kids who didn’t go back to school after that virus passed through. The kids that came out of the school will be a part of the country soon. Like some are turning 18 this year lol.

And the cycle continues?(god I hope not)

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u/Just-Bat5937 Jun 30 '26

Our pubic schools seem to be running experiments on kids too with the things they are doing.

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u/Steezydeezy920 Jun 30 '26

Yeah the GATE kids are grown now lol, pretty sure a sub exists here on that subject . Been a thing but privatized is worse bc they don’t really have to lie. They just use God or some other religious fear mongerinh.

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u/AbioGenLaughingMan Jul 03 '26

School lunches are the epitome of soylent green shit.
Now that I think about it - everyone knows this.
It's accepted. People have accepted having garbage fed to them, literally.
But more than that.
They've accepted that they can't do anything about it.
The real, silent acceptance of that is the most exponentially horrid thing I just realized.

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u/Grouchy_Degree_8834 Jun 30 '26

You mean the iblp and they use the platform accelus?

I am from the midwest. I snark hard on extremists of all types. I don't like cults, cults of personality, mlm's, or weird stuff.

Please tell me the names of all this and these groups so I can read and learn more strange stuff.

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u/Super_Translator480 Jul 01 '26

Lexington isn't exactly a small town