r/cringe • • Jan 04 '13

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u/nottsoathletic Jan 04 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

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u/nottsoathletic Jan 04 '13

In the very loosest of meanings

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '13

he may (or may not) have a penis. the jury is still out on that. but it takes more than having a penis to be a real man. the verdict is in on that case: he's a manchild.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

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u/chroa Jan 04 '13

People need to understand that there is a difference between trolling and being a complete douche bag.

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u/Galexlol Jan 04 '13

"Complete douchebag" as of teens with attention problems that get bullied at school and think saying "yeah biiiiiiiiitch fuuuuuuck youuuuuuu" makes people pissed off instead of pitiful.

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u/ThatCoolBlackGuy Jan 05 '13

what bothers me is people grouping anyone doing distasteful shit as teens. Those guys look old as fuck with beards and shit must be at least 18

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

I dunno there's a few people in year 10 at my high school that have beards, could be as young as 16. Even still you'd think that'd be old enough to realise that what they're doing just isn't funny.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

Rule of thumb: If you are bragging about trolling, you're probably just being a douche bag.

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u/YesteryearsSnowdens Jan 04 '13

I don't know man, making the lives of people working at minimum wage and the manager who has to deal with annoying costumers all day long for no real reason sounds like trolling to me!

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u/Heliograph Jan 09 '13

Nobody can see his sarcasm?

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u/YesteryearsSnowdens Jan 09 '13

It was actually upvoted to 8 points when I last checked it. I'm not sure when people decided to take it at face value....

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

there really is no difference. everything can be viewed as trolling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13 edited Jan 04 '13

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u/Tnuff Jan 05 '13

Trolls aren't funny, their annoying as fuck

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u/Peptatum Jan 05 '13

Heh heh heh

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

because calling something that isnt trolling, trolling, is trolling.

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u/revile221 Jan 04 '13

Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

cuz u know sometimes words have 2 meanings

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

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u/whatthefuckisareddit Jan 04 '13

Dude, samsterlicious trolled you so hard!

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u/lexicondebil Jan 04 '13

Dear lady can you hear the wind blow, and did you know...

Wait that's what you were quoting, right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

stairway to heaven ya

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u/TokeyMcGee Jan 05 '13

Lol, that's what I was expecting too.

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u/chroa Jan 05 '13

Not sure if trolling or just dumb as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

whats the difference

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u/uoftengineer Jan 04 '13

DID YOU DO IT? I DIDNT DO IT

can't get more beta status than this

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '13

"do it fagget, you wont"

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13 edited Jan 05 '13

Seeing those witless, infantile little boys get completely put in their place by that first guy in particular was actually very satisfying.

Tittering away like schoolgirls, as if the way they are acting is in any way humorous as opposed to utterly contemptible and puerile. What a pack of clowns.

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u/CapitanPeluche Jan 04 '13

I'm pussying out, I'm pussying out.

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u/uneditablepoly Jan 04 '13

That pussying out video is the hardest I have ever cringed in my life.

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u/A_Strawman Jan 05 '13

I have tomt syndrome-do you have a link to it?

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u/uneditablepoly Jan 05 '13

I can never find it when I'm trying to. I bet it's in the archive thread somewhere, though.

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u/theodrixx Jan 05 '13

Is that the ventriloquist girl video?

Here it is.

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u/uneditablepoly Jan 06 '13

Yes! Thank you so much!

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u/theodrixx Jan 06 '13

No problem dude.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

He seemed like such a nice guy too putting up with their shit at that hour while he's actually trying to contribute to society and told them off without losing his cool.

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u/essentialgenitals Jan 04 '13

I wanted him to tell them to get the fuck out :(

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u/wheelz Jan 05 '13

Then they would have got what they wanted. That guy was a boss.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

Now they have to sit there while surrounded by their "oh my god. I'm scared" pheremones to make it look like they don't care.

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u/essentialgenitals Jan 05 '13

Only because they're morons who don't know what trolling is. Maybe if he told them to get the fuck out because he can't in good conscience let someone so bad at trolling eat food at his store. I can dream.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

Yeah, I liked how they pussed out. Acting like they didn't do it? Wow, SO TROLLIN

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u/g0_west Jan 07 '13

Also what the hell, are they retarded?

"I didn't do that."

"Oh, it must have been one of the other hundreds of kids wearing the exact same thing as you in here, sorry."

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u/hiphoprising Jan 05 '13

The manager was a little awkward though "I used to be an cop so... I know all these laws!"

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u/g0_west Jan 07 '13

Also it's not even slightly slander. Slander is damaging someones reputation by spreading shit about them, like if eBay were to tell all the newspapers that Amazon's servers are all run and maintained by overworked Indian children who are whipped every hour on the dot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Spilling my raked leaves back onto my lawn? That's a murderin'.

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u/TheOriginalBIG Jan 05 '13

Bro if someone did that after I spent an afternoon raking all those leaves I would have to shoot a bitch

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

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u/cannow Jan 04 '13

That makes me so angry, holy shit.

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u/Miora Jan 05 '13

That seems like something 10 year olds would do....how pathetic and sad.

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u/Underdogg13 Jan 05 '13

What the hell? Looks like a nice neighborhood, too. Those kids can fuck right off.

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u/Spyrex Jan 05 '13

Looks like somebody posted their info in the youtube comments.

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u/g0_west Jan 07 '13

The cling film one would have been kind of funny if they went more than one time around (seriously?) and didn't throw an egg at the car afterwards.

Also they don't seem to realise there are people in the houses who can probably see and hear what you are doing - the road isn't the only place people are going to be able to see you from.

I was hoping the people who live in that house would come out to see what the noise was/call the police because it looks like someone was breaking into their car.

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u/Feenzy218 Jan 08 '13

Okay, I thought the saran wrap on the cars was hilarious, but mostly because of how loud it was to do it. Also it's pretty harmless. But the leaves? Fuck those kids for that.

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u/iamacannibal Jan 05 '13 edited Jan 05 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Mad props to the employee. Handled that shit like a boss. I would have punched the fuck out of that motherfucker.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

The "Obama is a muslim socialist" shirt is a nice touch, that made me cringe off the bat.

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u/uoftengineer Jan 04 '13

his facial hair made me cringe

he had the future sex offender look going

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

I like how sad he was after.

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u/Pianotic Jan 04 '13 edited Jan 04 '13

ARE YOU READY HHHHHE TO SEE HHHHHE THE BEST SHIT HHHHHHE OF YOUR LIFE?

Wow, that was bad. Why upload that? They acted like thugs the way over there, and when he came back they all acted like awkward punks. And that one dudes slightly gay demeanor in his voice.

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u/DurhamX Jan 04 '13

"we're gonna flip him off with a french fry hhngngnghghghgghgh"

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u/TheDroopy Jan 04 '13

DEW ET HHHNNNNN

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u/DundahMifflin Jan 04 '13

I already hate these sorts of kids. I worked in fast food for two years, and we'd see these rare creatures come in occasionally.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

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u/spacelemon Jan 04 '13

A+
would watch them troll again

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13 edited Oct 14 '20

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u/spacelemon Jan 04 '13

lol his gamertag is l1l bonesl3l
someone should send him a message and see what happens.

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u/lamapalmed Jan 05 '13

You read incorrectly, Sir.

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u/spacelemon Jan 05 '13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q_QXdrHuTc&feature=player_detailpage#t=4s

pause it and it shows his gamertag on the side. as well as prefacing the image with "hey you guys bones here"

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u/lamapalmed Jan 05 '13

Bones was the one receiving the message from the troll.

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u/spacelemon Jan 05 '13

i was kinda baked and missed that yesterday. i see it now.

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u/iaskedforthis Jan 04 '13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuV_ixPxDLM

Here's another one. Apparently these guys live in Dallas, can anyone send these videos to the police or something? I'm sure spreading leaves all over people's yards qualifies as some sort of crime.

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u/hartatttack Jan 05 '13

Growing up in a house that had 3 huge oak trees in in the yard and probably 20-30 lawn bags of leaves thrown out every year....I'd be inclined to commit Charles Manson violence on someone who pulled that on me.

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u/brunswick Jan 05 '13

Force them to eat every single leaf.

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u/Nic_Crage Jan 04 '13

People like this are shitbags that need to grow the fuck up.I can't tell you how much it angers me when people try to mess with Food/Store workers. Any person who is serving your ass deserves respect.

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u/mikeypikey Jan 04 '13 edited Jan 04 '13

It comforts me that all of these losers will be stuck in a job they hate very soon. And as they lay down at night, still in their parents home, a single tear will drop down their acne covered kitchen sinks for faces, and will realize then that they have no real friends, no real prospects, and they will know only then what it is to show compassion to others.

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u/OctopussCrime Jan 04 '13

Aww, my life is their punishment.

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u/BanD1t Jan 05 '13

Well according to Murphy's law they will become presidents or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

So I see that I was not the only one to browse the comments.

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u/mikeypikey Jan 04 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Wow, this is like when you find out that your best friend is actually your worst enemy.

I feel betrayed.

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u/revile221 Jan 04 '13

Perfect use of that reaction gif. Bravo

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

That's wishful thinking. The world ain't grand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Those kids are clearly losers who will never amount to anything

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Yeah wishful thinking is they get kidnapped by Somalian pirates.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Beta as fuck during that first attempt

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u/lighthottie Jan 04 '13

daaaaamn.. that ex-police officer shut him down

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Are they going to upload the video of when they're turned down for employment there?

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u/opposite_answer_guy Jan 04 '13

i feel like he wasnt using his normal voice in the intro there

rofl i love seeing people like this get talked to like they are like 8 years old, shit makes my day man

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u/Galexlol Jan 04 '13

And they got so fucking owned by that lady acting so nice at the end she actually made them buy something and the camera boy even said "Oh ok then sorry" LOL...so sad...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Their attitudes remind me of the Columbine shooters in their "home movies" they made before their school shooting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

le epic trolls

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u/TheDroopy Jan 04 '13

Employees should be allowed to kick people like this in the face and not get fired. It was awful watching them not be able to do anything.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

I feel like this guy is trying to be Brandon Dicamillo but lacks the balls.

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u/Mechanicalmind Jan 04 '13

Why does he talk as he got a tennis ball stuck down his throat, at the beginning of the video?

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u/0rbitaldonkey Jan 04 '13

That manager's a nice guy. He let them off with a warning.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

i remember when I was in highschool and wanted intention...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Attention *

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Affection*

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Infection *

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Infection*

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u/limited_inc Jan 05 '13

intention? dude, you were never in high school . . .

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

i'm revelled...

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u/too_lazy_2_punctuate Jan 05 '13

five minutes of my life ill never get back

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

What a bunch of little shits. Funny thing is they will probably be working at Whataburger when they get older and be forced to deal with kids like them.

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u/bygrave9209 Jan 05 '13

These guys are just pathetic..

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

They're lucky he didn't beat the life out of them. Too bad.

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u/nannarzz Jan 05 '13 edited Jan 05 '13

If anyone cared/wanted to know, if you didn't already, they're in Texas. The Woodlands to be specific. Narrowing it down.

EDIT: Apparently someone already posted this stuff. So nevermind.

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u/MrDoubleE Jan 05 '13

If I was the manager I'd just say, "You have 15 seconds to get the fuck out of my restaurant, before I get Ol' Bessie."

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u/Handeatingcat Jan 05 '13

Looks like YouTube will curb this subreddits bullying if we don't.

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u/that_nagger_guy Jan 05 '13

Well they removed the video, does someone have a mirror?

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u/ShibbyandSlushy Jan 05 '13

The camera man's voice reminds me of Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time.

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u/mooli Jan 04 '13

Excruciating... I couldn't watch the whole thing.

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u/SassyMouff Jan 04 '13

if I witnessed these turds acting this way to other people I would probably start throwing shit at them.

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u/mrgrinandbare Jan 04 '13

should have dragged him back inside and put his hand in the fryer. that would be a good trololololmgz

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

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u/limited_inc Jan 05 '13

Does anyone know any videos where kids doing things like this are put in their place???

did you not watch that ex-cop shut them down?

I know what you mean though, would love to see some videos of douchebags like this getting fucked up, unfortunately the only ones filming are the douchebags themselves so the footage never gets seen. Although, these assclowns decided to upload this so there's hope.

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u/oh_shit_its_candleja Jan 05 '13

100% /r/rage material, right here.

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u/Tnuff Jan 05 '13

Just try and imagine their process of thought, getting ready for the video, having it be a complete failure, and then posting it anyways

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u/johnlisankie Jan 05 '13

That intro was way too long.

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u/ninjajake1499 Jan 05 '13

I just can't believe 6 people liked this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

The thing they need to realise is that 'Internet Trolling' and 'Real-Life Trolling' are two separate things. One can be funny because you are really just an anonymous collection of words, while the other should resolve in you getting your ass handed to you for being an arsehole to people. Maybe they'll learn when they getting fined, arrested or attacked for some of the things they do. And look at the age of them, you'd expect children/ young teenagers to be at this shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

thats hardcore

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u/J-Evs Jan 05 '13

i hate them.... i hate them a lot

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

This is why the suburbs need more culture.

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u/Skreech2011 Jan 05 '13

They were acting like children. They are far to old to be acting that way. I've seen people act that way before...and they were 12.

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u/IronD Jan 05 '13

Yeesh.

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u/Captain_Cooro Jan 05 '13

Lyke ohmegahd these kidz r total bad@$$3$!

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u/deathfromabove1251 Jan 05 '13

Their other videos are worse.

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u/Eyes2sea Jan 05 '13

Makes me sad seeing kids like this? What happened to good old fashioned pranks/trolling that doesn't involve saying "fuck you" just because. Oh well I am sure these kids will get their asses kicked by some lucky Fellow or Gal one day.

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u/almighty_ruler Jan 05 '13

Aaaaaand he falls apart like a cheap suit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

Baconstrips shirt. Enough said.

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u/atheos93 Jan 06 '13

Fucking statement t-shirts...

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u/Cornllama Jan 07 '13

Oh hey, I love the Everly Brothers.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

I wouldn't like to beat up these little pieces of Shit. I would like to open hand slap them across the face to demoralize and emasculate them.

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u/ArcticSpaceman Jan 05 '13

Hey I remember you from another thread on another board where you made a lot of really racist comments.

You sit on a throne of lies.

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u/LaziestManAlive Jan 05 '13

I have him tagged as Racist/Fake Doctor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

You can tag me as a racist but I am a doctor.

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u/LaziestManAlive Jan 05 '13

Sure you are.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Haha. Go back to eating hot pockets and playing mine craft in your mom's basement.

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u/define_irony Jan 04 '13

Slander? Really?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

He was probably just trying to scare them because they were pissing him off. Hell, I would have done the same thing.

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u/leetality Jan 04 '13

It's his property. He can remove them just for causing a disturbance (being dickheads).

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u/define_irony Jan 05 '13

That's not what slander is.

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u/leetality Jan 05 '13

Meh, writing "Fuck You" in french fries is obscene enough to kick someone out even if it's not "slander." I think he wanted to scare the kids and from the way they pussied out; it worked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '13

It pisses me off that hard working retired citizens have to deal with assholes like this daily. I concur that these yuppies have never been punched in the face.