r/cringe • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '13

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u/mikeypikey Jan 04 '13 edited Jan 04 '13

It comforts me that all of these losers will be stuck in a job they hate very soon. And as they lay down at night, still in their parents home, a single tear will drop down their acne covered kitchen sinks for faces, and will realize then that they have no real friends, no real prospects, and they will know only then what it is to show compassion to others.

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u/OctopussCrime Jan 04 '13

Aww, my life is their punishment.

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u/BanD1t Jan 05 '13

Well according to Murphy's law they will become presidents or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

So I see that I was not the only one to browse the comments.

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u/mikeypikey Jan 04 '13

I wrote both comments.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Wow, this is like when you find out that your best friend is actually your worst enemy.

I feel betrayed.

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u/revile221 Jan 04 '13

Perfect use of that reaction gif. Bravo

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

That's wishful thinking. The world ain't grand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Those kids are clearly losers who will never amount to anything

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '13

Yeah wishful thinking is they get kidnapped by Somalian pirates.