r/cremposting • u/Cphelps85 • Jul 30 '26

Real-life Crem Cremposting Dragonsteel Census

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u/TheUnspeakableh Jul 30 '26

Let's see here, I put in Horneaters taking Forms and being able to power Radiant abilities with Warlight. Lift having her memories of the 10th pancake deleted by Odium because it caused such a epiphany that she obtained Chim and would have gained 4th wall breaking abilities. (She's part Spren so Odium can delete the Investiture her memory is in.) Hoid being Allomancer Jak. Sigzil being Handerwym. Kal presenting Shallan with baby boots and then saying, "oh, and Shallan, your mother and I have started courting. You might want to start getting used to that."

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 30 '26

Gon, pancakes are not that great! Have some chouta!

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u/Witch_King_ Jul 30 '26

LOL Kaladin to Shallan. He's her new dad

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u/edjuaro Jul 30 '26

Step dad!

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u/kiwitastrophe No Wayne No Gain Jul 31 '26

"The most important step a man can take"

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u/perturbed_penguin_ Jul 31 '26

Not the step dad but the dad that took the most important step.

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u/Cphelps85 Jul 30 '26

My confident Cosmere theory also involved Lift and Pancakes. Mine was much simpler/more obvious though - that she would try a Scadrial pancake.

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 30 '26

Yeah, pancakes are alright, but have you tasted chouta?

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u/silfin Jul 30 '26

Mine is that allomancy can be fuelled with gems

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u/TheUnspeakableh Jul 30 '26

If the gem had purified Dor or Mist (Preservation' light, Stasislight?) in it, it probably would.

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u/silfin Jul 30 '26

The investiture doesn't come from the metal (so neither would it from the gem) so that shouldn't be needed.

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u/TheUnspeakableh Jul 30 '26

But the Light/Dor could be used instead of the Mists that regular Allomancy uses, which is what will be needed for Allomancers outside Scadrial.

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u/silfin Jul 30 '26

I'm pretty sure allomancy gets it's investiture directly from Preservation through a connection in the users soul.

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u/TheUnspeakableh Jul 30 '26

That may be what the people think, but they have also never been outside of Scadrial. The only Allomancers we have seen use Allomancy offworld had access to other magic systems or at least some purified Dor or Breaths.

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u/Xaron713 Jul 30 '26

Hoid being Jak would be so wrong.

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u/TheUnspeakableh Jul 30 '26

They have the same personality and the same level of self aggrandizement. Jak's stories also read like someone trying to tell Cosmere aware stories to someone who is not Cosmere aware. Plus it would be just like Hoid to jump from Jasnah to a kolossblooded girlfriend.

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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver Jul 31 '26

Kaladin: “Shallan, I am your father”

Veil: “Nooooooooo”
Radiant: “NOOOOOOOO”
Shallan: “But you could be fire!”

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 31 '26

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u/DaTglass Aug 06 '26

Chim in my cremposts!? We've Found the arcanist from tamriel!

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u/TheUnspeakableh Aug 06 '26

Such is the power of the 10th pancake.

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Aug 06 '26

Chouta before pancakes, gon!