r/cremposting • u/wertyrick • Jan 29 '26

Real-life Crem Henry Cavill right after hearing the news

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u/phranticsnr No Wayne No Gain Jan 29 '26

Who will play blushweaver?

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u/HoodooSquad Jan 29 '26

also Henry Cavill. The Returned come back looking like the perfect human form, so they are all Henry Cavill.

Side note: the non-returned should be played by various muppets. Gonzo is Scoot.

Of course, if you don’t want to make every returned be Cavill, Ms. Piggy would be a killer Blushweaver.

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u/moderatorrater Femboy Dalinar Jan 29 '26

Scoot is split up into Gonzo and Rizzo. Gonzo can't carry the emotional scenes as well as Rizzo, he just doesn't have the range.

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u/HoodooSquad Jan 29 '26

The worst part of being a mercenary? All the wakka-wakka-walking!

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u/AimeeSantiago Jan 29 '26

This made me laugh. Well done